Florida Woman shot after performing sexual act for $5 and Pringles – IOTW Report

Florida Woman shot after performing sexual act for $5 and Pringles

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ActionNewsJax: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A woman is in the hospital after being shot at a Shell gas station on Lem Turner Road on the Northside of Jacksonville, Florida according to police.

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office tells Action News Jax, around 10:23 p.m. Monday, a woman agreed to perform a sexual act with the shooting suspect in exchange for $5 and Pringles potato chips.

After the act, the suspect demanded his $5 back and shot her in the shoulder, before fleeing the scene on foot, JSO said.

The woman has non-life-threatening injuries. Detectives are investigating the incident.  MORE

h/t Groucho Marxist.

34 Comments on Florida Woman shot after performing sexual act for $5 and Pringles

  1. Poor old Nancy Pelosi finally got the hard bitter truth that at her advanced age and physical condition she is only worth $5.00 on the open market (and in the back allys) and he even wanted that back!

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  2. Was the “victim” the SNL writer who offered a bj to anyone who’d punch the kid from Covington Catholic? I would have thought she’d have had to offer the customer at least a Big Mac and fries too…

    “Don’t touch that, Walter, you don’t know what it’s been on!”

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  3. @ cheryl,
    Stormy’s been having a hard time lately. So about a dozen of her male co-workers threw her a surprise party.

    You should have seen her face!

    HT to Jim Gosset, one of the funniest guys I ever hear.

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  4. I’d bet we’ve all heard the phrase, Hotter than a five dollar gun.
    But no one ever created and spoke the phrase, Hotter than a five dollar whore.

    Doesn’t happen, except sometimes after consuming a full bottle of taquela.

  5. There’s only ONE thing to do – outlaw Pringles!

    This should forever be known as “Pringle Violence!”
    Stop the violence! Ban Pringles, NOW!

    If it saves the life of even 1 imbecile, it’s worth it – do it for the l’il chillens!

    izlamo delenda est …

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