Tough Crowd!
ActionNewsJax: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A woman is in the hospital after being shot at a Shell gas station on Lem Turner Road on the Northside of Jacksonville, Florida according to police.
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office tells Action News Jax, around 10:23 p.m. Monday, a woman agreed to perform a sexual act with the shooting suspect in exchange for $5 and Pringles potato chips.
After the act, the suspect demanded his $5 back and shot her in the shoulder, before fleeing the scene on foot, JSO said.
The woman has non-life-threatening injuries. Detectives are investigating the incident. MORE
h/t Groucho Marxist.
My mind is warped. My first thought was Sheila Jackson Lee.
That sucks. . .
The low sodium or the regular?
What FLAVOR???
Even a bad Blow Job is worth $5. What an asshole.
What flavor?
She Shell Sheila
“a non-profit group”
$5.00 and a can of Pringles? I guess she figured with the $5.00 she could get a can of Colt 45 to wash down her Pringles.
Maybe his first shot was a blank.
He probably found out she had a penis
$6.50 and some Sour cream and onion Ruffles, I’ll think about it.
$5.00?? I guess inflation hasn’t reached certain areas of the U.S.
Maybe he didn’t get the inflation he was hoping for…
I don’t even think she bargained for the entire can.
Poor old Nancy Pelosi finally got the hard bitter truth that at her advanced age and physical condition she is only worth $5.00 on the open market (and in the back allys) and he even wanted that back!
Was the “victim” the SNL writer who offered a bj to anyone who’d punch the kid from Covington Catholic? I would have thought she’d have had to offer the customer at least a Big Mac and fries too…
“Don’t touch that, Walter, you don’t know what it’s been on!”
It appears that the recipient would not waiver from his exacting standards. That’s common for people who get blowjobs at gas stations.
Walmart bans woman for driving electric cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say
https://fox17online.com/2019/01/15/walmart-bans-woman-for-driving-electric-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/
Problem was she insisted on doing it with Pringle duck lips….
@ CC- ROTFLMAO. As a was searching for pringles images, I kept seeing them as “duck lips” and cracking up about it. GMTA!
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Pringles are a gateway drug.
I think he thought the deal was 5 bucks for a bj and she would eat the dingles out of his can.
Pringles -“The Breakfast of Champion Tweakers”
I hope he allowed her to eat the Pringles first since he was going to provide her with something to wash them down with. It’s just common courtesy.
Anybody seen Stormy? She does have to pay Trump’s legal fees and I heard she was blowing hobos for cash.
I guess what they say is true… “You can put the cum back in the tube.”
@ cheryl,
Stormy’s been having a hard time lately. So about a dozen of her male co-workers threw her a surprise party.
You should have seen her face!
HT to Jim Gosset, one of the funniest guys I ever hear.
Typical Blacksonville FL night, Duvalllll is a shithole, 20 shooting per night, thankfully its only the Canadians and mexican fighting for the skanky white crack whores.
It must have very sharp teeth, but still no longer reason to pop a cap in it.
You get what you pay for!
“I shot the hooker, but I did not shoot the Pringles can!”
I’d bet we’ve all heard the phrase, Hotter than a five dollar gun.
But no one ever created and spoke the phrase, Hotter than a five dollar whore.
Doesn’t happen, except sometimes after consuming a full bottle of taquela.
@ mortgages
Don’t you mean a sharp tooth?
There’s only ONE thing to do – outlaw Pringles!
This should forever be known as “Pringle Violence!”
Stop the violence! Ban Pringles, NOW!
If it saves the life of even 1 imbecile, it’s worth it – do it for the l’il chillens!
izlamo delenda est …
Now really, who hasn’t been in this situation?