True story: salesman’s business card read Richard Head but he told everyone to call him Dick.
I worked with a Dick Long back in the day,they use to page him over the loud speaker, Dick Long Pick up Line 1.
Met a guy once, he introduced himself as Harry Beaver.
I laughed and said: Yeah, right.
He pulled out his wallet and produced his drivers license.
Additional funny, it was at Merlin’s house.
Boy was my face red.
Best friend in high school: Rose Bush
I once worked with a Nigerian named Innocent Oji.
In the 70’s the girl’s basketball leading scorer in the state of Iowa was Fonda Dicks. This is no lie. Eventually, she married a guy named Peters.
Does anyone remember the Indian (native American) lady Wilma Mankiller who you guessed it right looked like an enraged man hater and man killer? My favorite was an older gentleman who was called Mr. Goodbody who was crazy as a loon but totally harmless and lived across the busy downtown street from the Plasma center when my wife worked there back in the late 70’s and early 80’s. His claim to fame and story was he was a crazy Air Force veteran who would stand buck naked on the busy downtown street with nothing but a pair of boots and salute every plane that flew overhead. He was nuts but totally harmless and the Police would just make him cover up and take him back to his apt. They also had another native American lady Plasma donor who I’m not kidding you was named Wiki Waki Wildwoman.
Why am I all of a sudden being asked by Pagely (once again) to verify my identity to type a comment? I don’t get it.
I actually knew a Mike Hunt that would call me at work (a retail store) and that the call be announced on the PA.
“Mike Hunt in on Line 1. Mike Hunt is waiting on Line 1.”
And then there was the pro baseball player Mike Sweeney who played for the KC Royals and the Seattle Mariners.
My kid works at a Medical Center where they get many ethnic patients with crazy, hilarious names that she can’t tell me because she takes her dang hippa rules seriously! Dang!
Dillard Doe, but you can call me Dill.
Stu Pedasho
During my husband’s 20 year career in the AF, one base commander’s wife’s first name was Athol. Hard not to smile or snicker when she was introduced.
In Croatian or in Serbian, that name would be pronounced “Manditch” or “Manditz”, depending on the accent mark over the letter c. FYI
Paging Mike Hunt and Hugh Jardon.
Barbara Eden’s real name was B. J. Morehead. Really!
Adolf Oliver Bush.
One of the Bush assholes.
There is a shrink in my town named Sharyn Payne. NS
Hugh G. Reckshun
Nascar driver Dick Trickle.
All I have to say to Ivana, true, it would complete your transgender change.
Knew a guy who swore he went to high school with a girl named Fonda Peters.
School librarian at Woodward HS Cincy; Anna Bortian.
Leytechs Dilldoughs
I went to school with Tom Collins and Candy Barr…
I knew Gay Horney and Dick Huge. Seriously.
Soldier you are to report to General Ass Biscuit on the double!
Here’s a fucked up name:
Barack Obama
Went to school with a girl named Penny Nichols. We called her small change.
Phyllis Mangina!
I swear this is the truth–my first ob/gyn doctor’s name was Dr. Beaver and one of my dentist name’s was Dr. DeKay.
I think ” Ivana Mandic” may already have one herself !
Either way Mandic and Coach Mangina need to get together and figure their shit out !!!
Uranius dates Venus and Marseshia. His brother Plutonius got shot by Fredricka Mercury.
Twin sisters: Ima Pigg & Ura Pigg!
All hail C. Estes Kefauver Memorial High School…
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True story: salesman’s business card read Richard Head but he told everyone to call him Dick.
I worked with a Dick Long back in the day,they use to page him over the loud speaker, Dick Long Pick up Line 1.
Met a guy once, he introduced himself as Harry Beaver.
I laughed and said: Yeah, right.
He pulled out his wallet and produced his drivers license.
Additional funny, it was at Merlin’s house.
Boy was my face red.
Best friend in high school: Rose Bush
I once worked with a Nigerian named Innocent Oji.
In the 70’s the girl’s basketball leading scorer in the state of Iowa was Fonda Dicks. This is no lie. Eventually, she married a guy named Peters.
Does anyone remember the Indian (native American) lady Wilma Mankiller who you guessed it right looked like an enraged man hater and man killer? My favorite was an older gentleman who was called Mr. Goodbody who was crazy as a loon but totally harmless and lived across the busy downtown street from the Plasma center when my wife worked there back in the late 70’s and early 80’s. His claim to fame and story was he was a crazy Air Force veteran who would stand buck naked on the busy downtown street with nothing but a pair of boots and salute every plane that flew overhead. He was nuts but totally harmless and the Police would just make him cover up and take him back to his apt. They also had another native American lady Plasma donor who I’m not kidding you was named Wiki Waki Wildwoman.
Why am I all of a sudden being asked by Pagely (once again) to verify my identity to type a comment? I don’t get it.
I actually knew a Mike Hunt that would call me at work (a retail store) and that the call be announced on the PA.
“Mike Hunt in on Line 1. Mike Hunt is waiting on Line 1.”
And then there was the pro baseball player Mike Sweeney who played for the KC Royals and the Seattle Mariners.
My kid works at a Medical Center where they get many ethnic patients with crazy, hilarious names that she can’t tell me because she takes her dang hippa rules seriously! Dang!
Dillard Doe, but you can call me Dill.
Stu Pedasho
During my husband’s 20 year career in the AF, one base commander’s wife’s first name was Athol. Hard not to smile or snicker when she was introduced.
In Croatian or in Serbian, that name would be pronounced “Manditch” or “Manditz”, depending on the accent mark over the letter c. FYI
Paging Mike Hunt and Hugh Jardon.
Barbara Eden’s real name was B. J. Morehead. Really!
Adolf Oliver Bush.
One of the Bush assholes.
There is a shrink in my town named Sharyn Payne. NS