Sam Donaldson is back, with a suddenly white, but yellowing, toop. And what does toupee-for-brains have to say?
“Get onboard the socialist train, because it’s already here. The know-nothing Trump is so stupid he doesn’t realize we are a socialist country already!”
Really? If we’re already a socialist country, then why are these assholes running on a platform of change? Change to what? Capitalism?
I may be bald but I’m smart enough not to wear a toupee or to have a comb over and look really dumb. My wife hated it when I tried to comb over what was left of my hair when I was first going bald. It may be why wear a baseball cap all the time when I go outside and believe me sunburned bald heads are no fun.
He”s obviously trying to look Trump like. It’s not working
Sam Donaldson’s still alive, who knew.
Bullet, meet Sam Donaldson’s Toupee’d noggin.
@Geoff – Haven’t had to buy shampoo for 20 years. Winning!
He should know about socialism; the government has been paying him farm subsidies for decades for his martini ranch.
I think his cat uses it for a toilet when he takes it off at night,
His toupee is covering a Gorbachev birthmark.
If we call their ideas Socialism, they claim its redbaiting for the last 60 years. Now they confirm it was Socialism all along.
But don’t call them Communists. Until they decide to identify as such.
Which will be around December 2020 at the current pace.
Hey, Sam and Lemonhead:
cap·i·tal·ism
/ˈkapədlˌizəm/
an economic and political system in which a country’s trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit, rather than by the state.
We can have social programs and capitalism at the same time. We’re not a socialist country based solely on welfare and government sponsored healthcare.
I work with a guy who wears some ridiculous looking rugs. Interestingly, he has a different one for each season.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
McCarthy was absolutely right, and being a communist should get you deported or hanged.
If Sam’s was any worse, his Muslim co-workers would borrow it to pray on five times a day.
I recollect Seinfeld calling this a “hairhat.”
Geezs oh crowzo Sam, don’t you have some one to harass?
We have socialized medicine and retirement.
We’ve been socialist for some time now.
They just want more of it.
His toupee looks like one of those face plant aliens in ALIEN, that just didn’t want to go through that foul mouth and instead chose the top of the brainless head for entry. Lots of empty space up there to gestate baby aliens.
He was always part of the Swamp.
I didn’t know Bea Arthur had a line of wigs.
@CC:
Hanged, then deported.
Damn Cliche, you nailed it…photoshoppin Gorbo birthmarks on people? Someone PLEASE make this happen…
Crawl back under your case of Depends and fuck off Sam. And take that furbee with you.