… for the toupees, they are a-changin… – IOTW Report

… for the toupees, they are a-changin…

Sam Donaldson is back, with a suddenly white, but yellowing, toop. And what does toupee-for-brains have to say?

“Get onboard the socialist train, because it’s already here. The know-nothing Trump is so stupid he doesn’t realize we are a socialist country already!”

Really? If we’re already a socialist country, then why are these assholes running on a platform of change? Change to what? Capitalism?

 

21 Comments on … for the toupees, they are a-changin…

  1. I may be bald but I’m smart enough not to wear a toupee or to have a comb over and look really dumb. My wife hated it when I tried to comb over what was left of my hair when I was first going bald. It may be why wear a baseball cap all the time when I go outside and believe me sunburned bald heads are no fun.

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  2. His toupee is covering a Gorbachev birthmark.

    If we call their ideas Socialism, they claim its redbaiting for the last 60 years. Now they confirm it was Socialism all along.

    But don’t call them Communists. Until they decide to identify as such.

    Which will be around December 2020 at the current pace.

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  3. Hey, Sam and Lemonhead:

    cap·i·tal·ism
    /ˈkapədlˌizəm/

    an economic and political system in which a country’s trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit, rather than by the state.

    We can have social programs and capitalism at the same time. We’re not a socialist country based solely on welfare and government sponsored healthcare.

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  4. I work with a guy who wears some ridiculous looking rugs. Interestingly, he has a different one for each season.
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  5. His toupee looks like one of those face plant aliens in ALIEN, that just didn’t want to go through that foul mouth and instead chose the top of the brainless head for entry. Lots of empty space up there to gestate baby aliens.

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