— Seatbelt fastened? CHECK
— Airbags operational? CHECK
— Saint Christopher medal deployed? CHECK
— Statuettes of Jesus and Mary on dashboard? CHECK
— 1911 loaded and ready in console? CHECK
— Ten 1911 magazines there also? CHECK
— 12 G. Shockwave under seat? CHECK
— Five boxes 12 G. 00 Buck also there? CHECK
— AR 15 (2 each) in trunk? CHECK
— Thirty 30-round magazines (15 HP, 15 AP) in pouches? CHECK
— Hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, Azithromycin, Zinc, etc. CHECK
…and don’t forget lots of snacks!
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^ No booze? 🤣
15
^^all the above while wearing a beer helmet – CHECK
13
You only forgot the two most important thins, Al.
Pocket Constitution.
Pocket Bible.
17
Just Martinis here…
My urologist found an olive pit in my sample last week!
8
TSUNAMI, my Bible is on the head of a pin…..
1
Prefer #4 Buck…
3
@General Malaise: No booze? 🤣
@Sapper Chris: all the above while wearing a beer helmet – CHECK
I have a feeling I’d better hold off on the booze until I’ve successfully navigated 2024!
@TSUNAMI:
You only forgot the two most important things, Al.
Pocket Constitution.
Pocket Bible.
Excellent point, but I’ve been carrying those two items around whenever I’m not naked for many years and so I take their presence for granted (although I shouldn’t).
9
Don’t forget some
commonsense
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Harry, you’re not supposed to swallow the olive pits.
4
No kiddin geoff, that’s the pitz!
6
After 2023 I need a vacation, but I would totally settle for a bourbon, bacon
and an BJ! Let’s call it BBB week!
2024 looks like itz gonna be a helluva year –
Dear Liver,
Stay strong!
5
That little 2024 baby looks like a poopy, baby Biden in a diaper. And he already has a huge turd in that sack of shit!
Getting ready for the drive into 2024…
— Seatbelt fastened? CHECK
— Airbags operational? CHECK
— Saint Christopher medal deployed? CHECK
— Statuettes of Jesus and Mary on dashboard? CHECK
— 1911 loaded and ready in console? CHECK
— Ten 1911 magazines there also? CHECK
— 12 G. Shockwave under seat? CHECK
— Five boxes 12 G. 00 Buck also there? CHECK
— AR 15 (2 each) in trunk? CHECK
— Thirty 30-round magazines (15 HP, 15 AP) in pouches? CHECK
— Hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, Azithromycin, Zinc, etc. CHECK
…and don’t forget lots of snacks!
^ No booze? 🤣
^^all the above while wearing a beer helmet – CHECK
You only forgot the two most important thins, Al.
Pocket Constitution.
Pocket Bible.
Just Martinis here…
My urologist found an olive pit in my sample last week!
TSUNAMI, my Bible is on the head of a pin…..
Prefer #4 Buck…
@General Malaise: No booze? 🤣
@Sapper Chris: all the above while wearing a beer helmet – CHECK
I have a feeling I’d better hold off on the booze until I’ve successfully navigated 2024!
@TSUNAMI:
Excellent point, but I’ve been carrying those two items around whenever I’m not naked for many years and so I take their presence for granted (although I shouldn’t).
Don’t forget some
commonsense
Harry, you’re not supposed to swallow the olive pits.
No kiddin geoff, that’s the pitz!
After 2023 I need a vacation, but I would totally settle for a bourbon, bacon
and an BJ! Let’s call it BBB week!
2024 looks like itz gonna be a helluva year –
Dear Liver,
Stay strong!
That little 2024 baby looks like a poopy, baby Biden in a diaper. And he already has a huge turd in that sack of shit!