Forget it Jake, It’s Florida

12 Comments on Forget it Jake, It’s Florida

1. Meanwhile in DUBAI. they get it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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2. Yo Yo You ain’t levin’
   wi-out me BITCH!

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3. “Yo, Tyrone – you s’posed to be chillin’ IN the hood, not ON it.”

   🙂

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4. Florida has lots of bugs and driving on the highway will guarantee you’ll get some splashing on your windscreen.

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5. Had a black lab that would have loved to try that. The damn thing would be on top of the cab of a truck if not restrained.

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6. Ghetto GPS.

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7. he was one of those window washers at the on ramp stop light that smears up the window with a dirty rag.

   i only used to blow the horn until they gave up, never tried to run them over.

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8. That’s not the way to do a carjacking Leroy.

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9. “Sure, I can give a ride, but it might be a bit uncomfortable.”

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10. Another argument for right-handed drivers to learn to shoot left-handed.
    Don’t have to shoot the guy, just send a round close enough to his head to startle him into letting go (while you’re doing the I-95 speed limit.)

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11. Afro American engineered windshield wiper.

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12. Forget it Jake, it’s Vaginatown

    (To be used against leftist she-creatures only; never against real women)

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