Just a guy casually riding on the hood of a car going 70 MPH on the highway.
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Meanwhile in DUBAI. they get it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Yo Yo You ain’t levin’
wi-out me BITCH!
“Yo, Tyrone – you s’posed to be chillin’ IN the hood, not ON it.”
🙂
Florida has lots of bugs and driving on the highway will guarantee you’ll get some splashing on your windscreen.
Had a black lab that would have loved to try that. The damn thing would be on top of the cab of a truck if not restrained.
Ghetto GPS.
he was one of those window washers at the on ramp stop light that smears up the window with a dirty rag.
i only used to blow the horn until they gave up, never tried to run them over.
That’s not the way to do a carjacking Leroy.
“Sure, I can give a ride, but it might be a bit uncomfortable.”
Another argument for right-handed drivers to learn to shoot left-handed.
Don’t have to shoot the guy, just send a round close enough to his head to startle him into letting go (while you’re doing the I-95 speed limit.)
Afro American engineered windshield wiper.
Forget it Jake, it’s Vaginatown
(To be used against leftist she-creatures only; never against real women)