“I’ll have the muffin, she’ll have the sausage.” -Cynic (tipster)
Looks like the owner lost his shirt.
The waiter tripped and I had soup to nuts.
A little over a year after it opened, Paris’ first nudist restaurant is set to close its doors in February due to a lack of business.
O’Naturel opened in November 2017 in the city of lights’, a testament to the rising popularity of naturism in France.
But unfortunately it didn’t prove as popular as expected, as the owners just announced the final date to dine coming up next month.
“It is with great regret that we announce the definitive closing of the O’Naturel restaurant on Saturday, February 16, 2019,” 42-year-old owners Mike and Stephane Saada, announced, per The Local.
Guests at the 40-seat eatery disrobe in a clothes-check room before being brought to their tables. There, they can dine on fine French fare, including duck foie gras and escargot, completely in the nude.
The waiters and kitchen staff, however, remain clothed for hygienic reasons, along with any teenagers, who must be accompanied by an adult.
I guess I would never go so it doesn’t matter, but theres gotta be some nasty shit left on the chairs. Bad enough wiping the crumbs off the table.
Everybody always got upset when they found out the gratuity wasn’t covered in the meal. Condiments weren’t included.
Is that Mr Pinko’s butt?
Got tired of looking at people with food in their beards.
Many people might have had a problem with watching other’s pubes when trying to dine on “fine French fare”. Perhaps a voyeurs section would have raised revenues?
They didn’t know if the trails were from the snails or the mademoiselles.
Yeaaaaah I typed that. lol.
I think you can do this in San Franfreako.
Many, MANY years ago, I went to a nude beach. i lost my appetite for quite a while afterwards. Think of the people at the Portland Nude Bicycle Ride and you get the idea.
I have a house, in the woods, I don’t even have window treatments and I have a lot of windows.
You could say I’m secluded, yet I would never sit around naked while eating. Heck, the only time I’m naked around here is in the shower. I do feel fairly natural though.
@ Brad: I thought it was Moochelle, in orange yoga pants.
MJA for the win in a so far close race!!
Waiter: excuse me sir, it appears that you’ve dropped a cocktail shrimp in your lap, allow me to get that for you.
Customer: Eeeoooowww!
Waiter: I’m very sorry sir let me get you a bandaid.
MJA wins the “EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!” of the Day.
p.s. she must have been there to know…ooh la
layuck!@gin blossom: LOLOL!
Closing sale – Half Off open face sausage sandwich with cucumber sauce.
Learn how to cut your cheese correctly!
Never let a Frenchman do it for you,,,
The Spécialité de la Maison was Clams van Dyke with Gamahuche au Gratis sauce and a side of Cream-Filled Cannelloni with Meat Balls.
Who the hell wants to eat with everyone’s junk hanging out?
That picture. Is it a Parker House roll that’s red of embarrassment?
Sounds like a Bizarro Hooters. From Hell.
Owners are sick idiots. Note how the wait staff remains clothed for hygiene reasons. Du-oh if the customers are nude it is not a clean place to eat.
The French are weird. When the muslims wipe them out I will be hard-pressed to give a damn.