OC: Man Obsessed with Cosmetic Procedures Spends over $27,000 to Look Fake.
James Holt, from Bury, England, has so far spent £21,000 ($27,500) on cosmetic procedures in an effort to copy the most striking features of the Kardashian sisters and achieve a fake look.
22-year-old Holt says he has been planning to alter his body from a very young age, when he became obsessed with looking like the models on Page 3 of English tabloids. At age 17, he booked his first cosmetic procedures at a local salon – a bout of Botox shots to his forehead and some lip injections. He had just one milliliter of liquid injected into his lips, but after that failed to draw the attention of his colleagues when he went to school the next day he decided to go back for more.
Inflamed hemorrhoid anus lips.
Still waiting for some loser to transplant an actual working sphincter where their mouth is. It’s only a matter of time. And boredom. And stupidity. And Daddys’ money.
Sphincter…. He feels it makes him more approachable.
It’s that popular swollen butthole lips look that you see so much on Los Angles.
” for fucks sake ” who left the gate open at the ” cunt ” farm !
Wet his lips and stick him to a wall.
I noticing a trend of stupid people posts.
SOME lip injections??!! Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
I bet the queers just love that mouth.
looks like a spastic colon to me
Permanent “duck” lips. No. Just. No.
I hope all his “cosmetic” procedures include a cut-a-dick-ectomy. This boy(?) has no business breeding a next generation of entitled stoopid.
Another aspect of this that is sick is the fact that there are “doctors” that are willing to do the procedure. What the hell do people think?
His Doc will soon replace his specter with his ear drum. When that happens he’ll have to bend over to ask you to speak up.
I don’t want to know how it eats corn on the cob.
He should have spent the money on intensive psychotherapy.
That anon above was Eugenia
I may have to get new fingers… The prior post meant to read, Sphincter replacement. But you knew that.
Most freaks are liberal Democrats.
Also
Most criminals
A real fuck face
And the tax-payers money well spent. And it doesn’t matter he lives in England, there are people here getting elective surgeries on our dime as well.
Gay and allergic to bee stings: DAMN
A relation of Rick Maddow?
A real cork soaker now
We all know he didn’t get that round mouth eating square meals.
Anon/Eugenia for the win !!
When the muzzies take over his neighborhood, they’ll just LOVE him for ManLove Thursdays.
“…when he became obsessed with looking like the models on Page 3 of English tabloids.”
Epic Fail!
PS – The beard and mustache are not helping, dumbass!
Hell, maybe he identifies as a toilet plunger
An oral prolapse.
Looks like there are no limits to fetishes.
Someone should have told the poor kid that Kim put the butt implants in her ass, not her lips.
Me likey! Looks like camel in heat. Gonna get a sixer of Steel Reserve, call me later.
@johns
http://blog.oregonlive.com/knitting/2008/08/littlepinksock.jpg
@Menderman: “I don’t want to know how it eats corn on the cob.”
I bet it’s hands-free!
“Bloke looks like a lady”
Did somebody say “pink sock?” You can’t have a proper pink sock without a “Donkey Punch.”
Sorry, somebody had to go there…
And some people don’t believe that these people have a serious mental illness.
He has SDLs.
Suck Dick Lips.