#FreeTheNipple is a thing on Twitter – IOTW Report

#FreeTheNipple is a thing on Twitter

There are women fighting for the right to go topless and for social media sites, like Instagram, to stop banning topless pictures.

Chelsea Handler is currently in a feud, always putting up topless pics, only to have them taken down.

Miley Cyrus just posted a topless picture of herself in solidarity with the movement.

Here’s the problem with the anti-intellectual types, like Miley Cyrus, jumping on this bandwagon.

Cyrus has used her t®ts in a coy, sexual way ever since she became legal. She appears in music videos covering up “just enough” through filtered lenses, with quick glimpses and fast edits, all with a “sexy” look in her eyes.

So, are t®ts sexy or are they the same as that guy’s who sits on the corner, sweating with the wet wash cloth on his head?

They can’t have it both ways. Are these women saying that they simply do not want t®ts to be a body part that interests men? That’s not going to happen. What’s going to happen is that they’ll be removing a cloak of mystery that will allow men to be even MORE judgmental, and that will give the feminists the sads.

 

33 Comments on #FreeTheNipple is a thing on Twitter

  1. I’m all in favor of this but here’s the deal. Chelsea’a kind of hot in a Oh shit I better get my shots up to date the morning after type thing. But my dawg doesn’t even get excited over Miley. What’s up with that tongue while you are getting corn holed?

  2. Why do some women think they need to be taken seriously because they take their clothes off? And then they get mad when their pictures are leaked or men “look” at them and comment about their shape.
    Clothes On, Don’t Tweet!
    Spare us, bitches. Really. Go save a whale or something.

  3. Can we still call ’em fun bags? As long as they don’t all look like hanging socks with billiard balls inside I am okay with it… I can’t promise I wont stare or exercise my first amendment right by asking you to put a burka or mumu on though

  4. @bad_brad
    That really takes the fun out of it then…I can imagine some of these types trying to walk on their hands… obamacare is gonna take a hit with all these injuries of wymen trying to sport their nips…

  5. It’s like I tell my wife when we are in a rare argument, ” You’ll always ultimately win any argument between us”. The first time I said that she asked why. So I told her “You’re the only one in this argument that has titts, you win”.

  6. Free the Nipple?!? Is this like the ridiculous bra burning thing? Oh, yeah… NOW I can take you seriously… Morons.

    Breastfeeding is cool with me, as long as you’re being discreet and whatnot. Not the “LOOK AT ME, I’m a LaLeche Nazi” shit.

    And I do think that men should wear some kind of shirt, too. After all, they’ve got nipples and a hell of a lot of dudes have bigger tits than I do. 😉

    Hey, maybe we should do a Free the Nards campaign?

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