Washington Free Beacon
Food company Frito-Lay has cut down the number of chips in each bag of Doritos as record inflation has raised production expenses.
A bag of Doritos has five fewer chips than it used to, the company told Quartz. “Inflation is hitting everyone. … We took just a little bit out of the bag so we can give you the same price and you can keep enjoying your chips,” a Frito-Lay representative said. More
Want to lose weight and keep it off? Stop drinking soft drinks and eating chips for a year. I lost 5 lbs. just doing that alone. – Dr. Tar
5 fewer chips? Astounding. Amazing. Will I notice? No. Put a bag in front of me and I will eat them. Fortunately, I do not buy them.
Alert me when there are 6 fewer ounces in my bottle of Bourbon or when they reduce the beers to 10 oz.
That’s 1776 shit!
So, now we’re gonna have 1 less tablespoon of chip dip per jar.
Scoundrels, there’s just NO way to get ahead….
Generous souls giving you less product for the same amount of money! Wow, wait until Christmas and really get a bargain, half for the price of two!
Meh
Imaginary Biden pointing finger sticker – I did that!
Put that sticker on his hip pocket and interpret it any way you want!
An anagram of DORITOS is ROTSOID.
It’s all those big chips too. The small ones and the crumbs are all they’re putting in the bag now too.
They’ve been doing that with pre packaged chicken thighs for a little less than a year. It went from six, to five, and now down to four. And the price is still up,
All part of the plan, they make more or you pay more for less.
It’s called shrinkflation.
Check your TP rolls, there about 3/4″ smaller that they used to be.
Campbell’s soup, 22oz, 18.5oz, now 14.5oz.
The airline was able to save $70,000 in 1987 by eliminating just one olive from each salad.
Kcir @7:35
Give it a bit more time… I recently splurged on a 12 pak of Stella Artois not noticing 11.2 ounces per can now. The price hadn’t dropped any tho…
The “one quart” jugs of Gatorade are now 28 ounces.
Rumor has it that Oscar Mayer is going to have either smaller wienies or less per package.
If they opt for 9 meat tubes per package instead of 10 then Wonder hot dog bun products will be limited to 7 buns instead of 8.
Won’t be long until an empty bag costs you the same price that a partially filled bag does now!
“From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.”
Five fewer chips in a bag? No problem! Lay the bag on the table, hit the bag squarely with a telephone book and presto, you have five chips plus. Works just like daylight saving time.
Great ad campaign: now with 20% less!
Quit putting corn in gas tanks.
^^ Yep. White corn was $0.79/ear at grocery store last week.
Uncle Al – what the h-e-double hockey stick is a rotsoid?
This is all on Joe Pedo and his chunderlings, seen and unseen.