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How many people voted for Joe Biden
I’m not interested in any answers before I die. But assuming I go through the Pearly Gates, I hope all the answers are there.
Does the “Many Worlds” interpretation of quantum mechanics describe how the universe actually works, and is there a way I can shift to another world with far fewer stupid people in it than this one (present company excepted)?
Gosh, that’s a tough one. Honestly can’t think of just one question. Okay: Is the Hokey Pokey *really* what it’s all about?
Extra Terrestrial life/aliens.
Other than that, you get the big answer when you move on.
What is gravity?
It’s been driving me nuts since 94′
@ Uncle Al
I don’t buy the Many Worlds interpretation; it’s a cop out to claim it’s easier to believe there are infinite parallel universes rather than one God.
That said, I’d like to know the shape of the universe.
Where do colors go when they fade?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
OK… Jimmy Buffett. Deal with the devil, right? I mean, it has to be.
Will I ever get laid again?
@Burr, doodle bug mechanic
Gravity is the effect caused by moving through warped space.
@Kcir No reason to think that there isn’t, provided one also accepts that the finite speed of light, vast distances, and expansion of the univers effectively quarrantines each creation from the others.
When you hold a fart and it goes away. Where?
@Little Morphin’ Annie
Color is a wavelength of light. As it fades from view, the lightwaves are stretched into the infrared spectrum, beyond our ability to perceive with the naked eye.
When you shut the water flowing through a garden hose off, the water in the hose stops moving, and if you live in my area of the country, it should be removed during winter so it doesn’t freeze.
When you unplug an extension cord, where does the electricity go, and why can’t I dump it out?
(Asking for AOC)
@Anonymous
The gasses dissolve into the various liquids present in the environment.
@Hunter
Just tell her Stalin stole it. I’d like to see what happens.
@ Sturge MARCH 8, 2021 AT 10:21 PM
That is why you don’t hold farts in.
It will cause a need for Pepto.
What is the meaning of death?
@Hunter
You can also tell AOC that pepto absorbs so much gas that it’d make climate change go *really* fast. And that’s why we keep the cap on it.
How do I achieve immortality.
Sturge, that’s the old, Newtonion Einstein idea.
But that dog won’t hunt no more. We gots the electromagnetic force, which we’re beginning to understand, the weak and strong forces, which is Unky Al’s bag of subatomic tricks.
Gravity is just so…..wuss, by comparison. There has to be something about it we’re missing.
@Sturge: Thank you. I can now die content.
…or, since I now have The Answer, do I get another question?
If so: Are souls in Heaven sad when they realize they’re going to be separated from their fun friends for eternity?
@stirrin the pot
Death is the final result of separation from the source of life.
Am I gonna need an asbestos suit?
45, or 9 mil.
The number one question I’ve had all my life:
Is there really a God.and did he really create the life on Earth?
Given all the complexities of the life cycles of the various species, it’s impossible to imagine this all evolved without some guiding force.
@Little Morphin’ Annie
Suppose that second chance we all sometimes wish for were granted. If most amend their ways, but a few do not, I suspect that those few would be harder to miss. And meeting The Creator face to face, I’m sure, will make much of this life fade in significance.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
My question is unanswerable. First, I just read a story about a gravitational wave hitting earth that was said to originate seven BILLION light years from earth. I can’t fathom how far away that is in miles. So, that said, I’m going with the premise that between here and there multiple versions of intelligent life exists. I think in addition to that list of unknowns beings, I’ll add elephants and dolphins and maybe a gorilla or two. With that backstory, here’s my question: If it were possible to make a list of all the intelligence in our universe, a universe that extends billions of light years in all directions, and if said list was arranged by most intelligent brings to least intelligent, where would humans be placed on the list. Personally, I don’t think we’re so intelligent. We have far too many flaws, not to mention we’re measuring ourselves against ourselves. Anyway, I am certain we’re not #1. Probably, if such a list is one day created, it is likely our entry will say Earth Humans (extinct). Until then, we all at least get a Participant Trophy.
@Mr. Anth Ropy
I don’t have a great issue with evolution, up to a point. Species can differentiate, sure, but not become something wholly and fundamentally different. Life comes from life.
@lurker
7B x 6T (approx) = 42,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles. AKA 42 sextillion.
There is less than 2% difference in the DNA of a chimp vs. human. What would another 2% difference make? 5%? The greatest minds to have graced this Earth – Newton, Einstein, Hawking, Beethoven, etc. – would seem like kindergartners to them. They’d calculate the Cosmological Constant as preschool homework.
@Cynic
Truckbuddy, 10:15 –
African or European?
“What is the one question you would like answered before you die?”>>
who the fuck is standing on my air hose???!!???
@Burr
Ah, you mean to ask about the comparative weakness of gravity vs. the other 3 forces. Gravity isn’t a force.
@Fur
You got me there.
Burr, doodle bug mechanic –
lol doodlebug.
Gravity is sadly ignored.
There should be FIVE elements of matter, not four.
Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Gravity.
Sturge March 8, 2021 at 10:28 pm
“..@stirrin the pot
Death is the final result of separation from the source of life…”
Yeah well, you might want to reconsider that one. While my question was tongue in cheek, your answer neglected the spiritual fact that death actually can, and should be, the CONNECTION TO the Source of Life – God the Father almighty.
Question – Did I make it to the place you made for me Lord? 🤔
Answer – Good work faithful servant.
AMEN 🙏
In his book Universe in a Nutshell, Hawking said there are either 10 or 11 dimensions. What are they, and what’s the deal with #11?
Left Coast Dan – It would’ve been 10, but
that group the 5th dimension totally stole that one.
@stirrin the pot
We separated from the Source very early in Genesis. Since then, death has reigned down here. The Source can indeed give us life again. That’s the resurrection and I look forward to it with both fear and awe.
Why?
@Sturge — I like your answers, especially the one on evolution. So here’s another question: Why can’t the average person understand that there are “kinds”? There is simply zero evidence in fact or in theory in which one animal has become another kind of animal. Darwin’s theory is just that, a theory; and yet everyone seems to operate as though it is settled science.
@LCDan
Hawking was referring to String Theory. (ST is an attempt to unify QM and Relativity.) ST now requires between 13 and 28 dimensions. It is truly absurd to consider more than 10. In any case, most of these hypothesized dimensions are thought to be tiny – on the scale of the plank length.
@AA
Thank you! I’ve given this stuff a lot of thought over the last 40+ years. C. Darwin never suggested that one kind becomes another. He certainly insisted that one species of sparrow, tortoise, or flower could become differentiated if a population were to be separated from the parent population for a sufficient number of generations. And really, it wasn’t even C.Darwin that came up with the idea, it was his grandfather, Erasmus.
“How’d I do?”
Why the big secret (Warren Comission) over who shot JFK ?
@AA
To answer further… “Why can’t the average person understand that there are “kinds”?” Because people don’t like to think. It’s hard when all you’ve grown up on is others pushing ideas into you (TV, Radio, school). Additionally, it’s been man’s effort to remove the idea of any God, well, since God was declared dead. Governments of all kinds wish to usurp that role.
@AA
Governments of all kinds wish to usurp that role. I need to amend that. Man wishes to usurp that role. Governments are just collections of us.
@Jerry Manderin
Pretty sure I already know what I’d hear in response. I think I’d rather just ask for mercy.
Who put the ram in Arammalammadingdong?
Should I bring a flash-light and a stack of comics??
@BFH Air Hose? is that you pet name for your… uh, thingy? And someone’s standing on it?
Two comments:
1. ouchie
2. impressive
I bible scholars say there are 12. For instance, “when the stars roll up” figures out somehow to be another dimension
How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?
lurker
Long, but lacking PSI. LOL
I would like to know when the Egypt Pyramids were created and what exactly did Enoch fly around in?
اسعار الذهب اليوم في السعوديه ???
We lost the edit feature but gained more spam
When will our species end?
More personal: Did my daughter live a good and happy life?
@ Brad neither .40 cal
seaoh
Bru,shoot what you do best. If your shooting a 40, you need to try a 10.
Why aren’t Dinosaurs not mentioned in the Bible? 🤔
Hey nearly every product we use contains petroleum.
If this is average, who is worst?
https://iotwreport.com/baltimore-student-in-top-half-of-his-class-failed-all-but-three-courses-earning-a-0-13-gpa/
Why do the muffler bearing on all my cars continue to wear out? It’s getting expensive!
^^^^ Same reason the Rickshaw Bearings wear out
Did Merkle really not tag 2nd base?
I actually expected more questions on a serious note BUT….I love humor and I love each and every response.
Thank you BFH for posting the question BTW….your response, (who the fuck is standing on my air hose???!!???}, is hilarious.
Why did Ben Domenech, co-founder and publisher of The Federalist, marry Meghan McCain?
Why do mosquitos exist?
HotSalsa- lolol. Good one.
Who wrote the Book of Love?
^^ ^ Cuomo. And if there was justice, another book would be thrown right at him.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
MJA, and spiders as well as snakes, why do they exist.
…make sure you don’t get too wrapped up in your earthly questions in Heaven, it may not end well…
https://youtu.be/CJ53kstD-14
…here’s a stupid question…
https://youtu.be/slTNGrm52TU
…the answer to ALL your questions is 42.
https://s4.glose.com/jMkmE6TLFS/13d75fe8f2c5534645fb111eb66568aa041d1c16/e30%3D/starfall/551a6c497cc67df534c9fd18-5804d5f27feb0c003619c4bd.jpg
@ Miss Kitty MARCH 8, 2021 AT 11:42 PM
Check out the book of Job a little closer.
The word dinosaur was coined in the 1800s, so, of course, that specific word is not mentioned in the bible. They often called them dragons.
What we now call dinosaurs were created along with all the other land creatures on day 6. Noah’s flood is what buried them quickly enough to create fossils all over the world.
Why me ???
😉
[Kung Flu]
How old are 72 virgins, really ?
😉
[Kung Flu]
Why are the contacts on my Android phone not syncing correctly with Outlook? Yeah, I live in the moment and will leave the deep thinking to people like AOC.
Where is my son?
Are you my mommy?
I want the truth behind all criptids.
Bigfoot? Lochness? Vampires?
I want the sauce. Is it demons or possession or an actual creature or what? I WANNA KNOW.
What is the time span of God’s “day” in Earth/human terms? Is it 24 hours, 1,000 years, 10,000 years?
The answer to 75% of these questions would be “BOOBIES”.
I love boobies.
When I die, will there be boobies where I go?
@joe6pak
The Pearly Gates implies that there is a wall around Heaven. Hell has a wall around it too.
Walls are a good thing.
Will Noah’s Ark ever be revealed (conclusive proof) to the masses?
Why does the brush in the can never get down to the bottom of the can?
When the rapture occurs, will anybody who witnessed it be saved?
One complete spin of the earth.
Same in Genesis as it is now. Plants can go a day without the Sun but not for thousands of years.
God is light. So the Sun is not what was giving the first light when he said “Let there be light”.
Yes. As far as I have learned, it is written that many will be saved afterwards. The chance at it is over after the 1000 year reign of Christ on Earth.
Who let the dogs out?
I’m serious, who was it?
What is reality?
Why can’t I have my cake and eat it too? Isn’t that the reason for having cake?
Serious question to boomer abortion supporters, especially those who are the fourth or fifth child
If your parents had the same attitudes toward abortion that you do .. would you even exist?
Also….
If human life doesn’t begin at conception, then when does it begin … when the fetus goes.from 100 billion cells to 100 billion and 1 cell?
If a train travels west from point A, at a speed of 30 MPH…
There is no such thing as gravity.
The Earth sucks.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa really buried??
The original saying was: You can’t eat your cake and have it too. In other words, if you eat it, it is gone now. You can’t still posses it in it’s uneaten state. It’s a “duh” saying lost when the order of the words was reversed by people not really communicating the underlying truth to it.
Many sayings get twisted over the years. For instance, “Break a leg” as a good luck saying was born from the “leg” that raised and lowered the curtain on stage. Hence, you are being wished that your performance was so good the “leg” broke from so many curtain calls.
While it still means “good luck”, the original reference has been obscured by modern times and non stage actors using it so much.
I had a dream about Jesus once. I was in a graveyard fighting off spirits and Jesus appeared and walked me out of the graveyard. I knew who He was as soon as I saw Him. He walked me to the gate of the GY and told me to go. I was so happy to get out of there I turned and started to run away. Then I stopped and said to myself, Wait a minute, this is JESUS.” So I turned back around and he was still standing there. I couldn’t think of even one question to ask him (seemed like just seeing Him answered them all), so I just said “I love you,” and he said “I love you too.” and then I took off running back to my life. In my defense, his tone/demeanor at the graveyard gate when telling me to go back to my life didn’t leave much room for disobeying.
Why not Zoiberg?
WTF was I thinking?!
Is there life on other planets?
or
Was the 2020 Steal an orchestrated effort or are there simply that many criminals in the election commissions who just happened to magically sync their efforts.
Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama dama ding dong?
was Pelosi birthed or hatched?
@Dadof4
On this side of the rapture, salvation is by grace through faith. The definition of faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things NOT seen.
Just as those who were outside the ark when the rain came did not get a second chance and those in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah when the fire and brimstone rained down from heaven did not get a second chance, the ones who witness the rapture will not get a second chance. Jesus said so in Luke 17:26-30 and Matt 24:37-39.
Those who receive eternal life during the 1000 year reign of Jesus will be those who keep the law perfectly (Jer 31:31-34), who are the sheep in Matt 25:31-46 and are the progeny of those who witnessed the rapture.
I see I missed the “witness” part of your question.
I have a question for you. Considering your last post, why did you ask the question?
Why did I exist?
Lurker; to put it in perspective, 7 billion is about 1/3 our current national debt.
I can’t believe it took 112 comments for someone to ask about Her Majesty Queen Hussein’s birth certificate.
…and maybe a college transcript or two.
Dadof4 Rapture won’t happen when the vast majority of Christians have been taught. They have been taught that the rapture will occur prior to the 70th week of Daniel starting. In other words, they believe that the church will be rescued before the Tribulation/Great Tribulation (70th week of Daniel) begins.
My question about Noah’s ark being discovered (up thread) and my question about whether the left behind witnesses of the rapture could be saved is to me an extra-biblical reasoning supporting the belief that the rapture will not be pre-tribulation.
Here’s my thinking: If a great multitude that no man can number appears in heaven that come out of the great tribulation (Rev 7:9-17) and if it is still salvation by grace through faith at that point then the rapture could not have happened before the Tribulation because the great multitude would have witnessed it and their salvation would be based on sight. Let’s face it-if you witness millions of people leave the earth all at once, you’re going to believe in God.
The biblical proof is Luke 17:26-30 and Matt 24:37-39. Jesus said that the separation of the righteous from the unrighteous in Noah’s day and Lot’s day occurred on the same day that God’s wrath began and nobody was saved other than Noah and his family and Lot and his daughters. Jesus said that it would be the same on the day that the Son of Man is revealed/comes. Once the rapture happens, nobody left behind will be saved. That means that the Tribulation/Great Tribulation is not God’s wrath and the rapture occurs sometime between the Abomination of Desolation and before the end of the 70th week (Matt 24 15-28).
To answer your question, I just wanted the Christians who read this to logically consider that people who witness the rapture can’t be saved.
Thanks for asking.
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