That reminds me; I must schedule my annual colonoscopy.
tmi
Never uses any type of body or hand lotion
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
That’s his high school picture.
He sure looks dead. Maybe he just hasn’t laid down.
No that is damn funny ^^^^^^^
We all need to be thinking about what kind of world we will be leaving him when we’re gone.
Make No Mistake, those who were looking to make Something For Nothing off of Keith Richards’s Heartstopper should be Big Enough to tell him, “You Win Again.”
Stealing that.
Imagine if he had lived a clean life.
Keith Richards and Ozzie Osbourne are already dead, they just don’t know it yet. All the drugs they’ve ingested over their lifetimes is what’s keeping them alive and when they finally do assume room temperature they won’t have to embalm them since they’re already well preserved. Who’s next in the musicians dead pool?
Who’s next? I’m thinking Eddie Clarke, former Motorhead guitarist. Lemmy passed last month and Phil Taylor back in November.
Science needs to study his DNA for the betterment of humanity.
I can see it now: Breaking news! Science determines you live longer if you do tons of drugs, drink tons of alcohol, smoke continuously and play loud music and have lots of loose sex.
God bless him!
I hope he lives forever!
(and my comment is the last thing he reads …)
(adapted from John Wayne’s comment about Bob Hope)
this guy will outlive jack lalanne
He already has. 🙄
September 26, 1914 – January 23, 2011
uh, i meant age
That reminds me; I must schedule my annual colonoscopy.
tmi
Never uses any type of body or hand lotion
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
That’s his high school picture.
He sure looks dead. Maybe he just hasn’t laid down.
No that is damn funny ^^^^^^^
We all need to be thinking about what kind of world we will be leaving him when we’re gone.
Make No Mistake, those who were looking to make Something For Nothing off of Keith Richards’s Heartstopper should be Big Enough to tell him, “You Win Again.”
Stealing that.
Imagine if he had lived a clean life.
Keith Richards and Ozzie Osbourne are already dead, they just don’t know it yet. All the drugs they’ve ingested over their lifetimes is what’s keeping them alive and when they finally do assume room temperature they won’t have to embalm them since they’re already well preserved. Who’s next in the musicians dead pool?
Who’s next? I’m thinking Eddie Clarke, former Motorhead guitarist. Lemmy passed last month and Phil Taylor back in November.
Science needs to study his DNA for the betterment of humanity.
I can see it now: Breaking news! Science determines you live longer if you do tons of drugs, drink tons of alcohol, smoke continuously and play loud music and have lots of loose sex.
God bless him!
I hope he lives forever!
(and my comment is the last thing he reads …)
(adapted from John Wayne’s comment about Bob Hope)
“He chose…..poorly.”