Here LIES Joe Biden — Ranked as the 2nd biggest pile of shit ever — After 0bama
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Nice that he included Mel Blanc and Leslie Nielsen – but he didn’t recognize either one!
Let ‘er rip! – Leslie Nielsen, lover of fart jokes and gags. 🙂
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A Marble Coliseum to hold all the pictures of the Suddenlies
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My epitath;
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
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How about “Hold my beer”?
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Mine was:
“IT WAS ALL A DREAM”
But, they forgot to bury me.
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Mine: “Huh, well, THAT didn’t work”.
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I still want the corny dad joke on my grave that reads, What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute but how do you breathe thru it. Or why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny? I want people to see a good corny joke when they look at my gravestone. Why not! My oldest daughter would probably never forgive me if I did that. Maybe I’ll have my kids tell dad jokes at my memorial service to remember me by and that I loved corny jokes.
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I’ve been to two “funny” epitaphs, both at Tombstone Boot Hill.
He showed one of them, “Hanged By Mistake”.
The other one I always like is “Here Lies Lester Moore, Four Shots From A 44, No Les, No Moore”
He didn’t recognize Mel Blanc. Tsk. The state of today’s education.
“That’s All, Folks”
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Some of them were funny but the
Commentator is irritating and not that bright.
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SNS JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 2:52 PM
That’s the shortest thing you ever wrote.
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Born free; Regulated to death.
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Hey Geoff, did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was OK, but the reception was great!
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Anonymous
JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 6:09 PM
“SNS JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 2:52 PM
That’s the shortest thing you ever wrote.”
No
^^^
THAT’S the shortest thing I ever wrote.
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Where’s Marilyn?
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I’ve always liked the epitaph that has been attributed to Clementine Churchill: “Here lies a woman who was always tired. She lived in a world where too much was required.”
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My wife was right: I should quit drinking and eat healthier.
Here LIES Joe Biden — Ranked as the 2nd biggest pile of shit ever — After 0bama
Nice that he included Mel Blanc and Leslie Nielsen – but he didn’t recognize either one!
Let ‘er rip! – Leslie Nielsen, lover of fart jokes and gags. 🙂
A Marble Coliseum to hold all the pictures of the Suddenlies
My epitath;
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
How about “Hold my beer”?
Mine was:
“IT WAS ALL A DREAM”
But, they forgot to bury me.
Mine: “Huh, well, THAT didn’t work”.
I still want the corny dad joke on my grave that reads, What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute but how do you breathe thru it. Or why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny? I want people to see a good corny joke when they look at my gravestone. Why not! My oldest daughter would probably never forgive me if I did that. Maybe I’ll have my kids tell dad jokes at my memorial service to remember me by and that I loved corny jokes.
I’ve been to two “funny” epitaphs, both at Tombstone Boot Hill.
He showed one of them, “Hanged By Mistake”.
The other one I always like is “Here Lies Lester Moore, Four Shots From A 44, No Les, No Moore”
He didn’t recognize Mel Blanc. Tsk. The state of today’s education.
“That’s All, Folks”
Some of them were funny but the
Commentator is irritating and not that bright.
SNS JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 2:52 PM
That’s the shortest thing you ever wrote.
Born free; Regulated to death.
Hey Geoff, did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was OK, but the reception was great!
Anonymous
JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 6:09 PM
“SNS JANUARY 16, 2023 AT 2:52 PM
That’s the shortest thing you ever wrote.”
No
^^^
THAT’S the shortest thing I ever wrote.
Where’s Marilyn?
I’ve always liked the epitaph that has been attributed to Clementine Churchill: “Here lies a woman who was always tired. She lived in a world where too much was required.”
My wife was right: I should quit drinking and eat healthier.