An offer for a Romantic Weekend Hunting package has been shut down by the Austrian government. They said it was nothing but prostitution.
A travel group was organizing hunting trips that guaranteed a “happy ending” after every day’s trek into the wilderness to find some beaver.
Who complained? The new Muslim refugees? Add some goats. That’ll keep em happy.
It’s really hard to find fur anymore, the smooth look is in.
There always has to be one asshole who ruins a good thing.
Looks like this news item trapped a Big Fur.
😛
….well they did say it would find some ‘beaver’
From the link:
I’d be mighty surprised if the organizers would turn away anyone asking for an idyllic hunt!
(couldn’t resist)
The speciality at the their restaurant is a fur burger and a side of thighs.
I’ll have that burger with a pickle and mayo but hold the ketchup.
I’ve never been hunting without strippers and whores….
Like Bubba in Forest Gump: beaver roast, beaver burgers, beaver meatballs, beaver meat loaf, beaver tacos, beaver kebabs, beaver stew, beaver soup, beaver pot pie, beaver casserole, beaver burritos, beaver steak, beaver tamales, beaver lasagna. Mmm-mmm-mmm, I love beaver!
I always supported “catch and release”
I always practice “Catch & Release”