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1. A burrito from a burrito cart in Old San Jaun.

2. Gramma’s stick meat in a shoju tent in S. Korea.

3. Getting my tax refund back from GovGuam.

4. An airplane built by Harley Davidson.

5. Pedophile at a daycare.

6. Picking up dropped soap in a prison shower.

7. Being alone in any room with Harvey Weinstein.

   My husband cutting my hair.

8. the mayor of San Juan, PR

9. a Google search

10. an Amazon.com book review

11. a CBS projection of an election outcome before the polls close

12. Bill Clinton alone with an intern

13. Mexican tap water

14. Donated blood from the Folsom Street Fair in a transfusion.

15. Chinese pacemaker.

16. Steerage Class ticket on the Titanic.

17. George Soros.

18. A blind monkey with hypoglycemia and Tourettes shaving my balls.

19. Bill Clinton.

20. A verbal agreement with Satan.

21. Carbon Monoxide.

22. Kim Jong Un

23. Ebola

24. Advice on dating women from Richard Simmons.

25. Performing oral sex on Lena Dunham. (Now will wash my mouth out with Sulfuric Acid for even thinking of this response)

26. Al Capone

27. A rabid dog

28. Baghdad Bob

29. The Vegas Shooting investigation

30. A deep message at a leper colony

31. A junkie asking for a loan.

32. Mowing the yard next to tree full of Africanized honey bees

33. A Tesla

34. A parachute packed by Stevie Wonder

35. Congress

36. Riding, flying or walking with a Kennedy

37. A drunk eye surgeon

38. Benzene

39. Bill Maher at the Playboy Mansion

40. An email from a Nigerian prince

41. Lee Harvey Oswald

42. CNN

43. Wild mushrooms from Chernobyl

44. Monica Lewinsky’s toothbrush

45. Any promise made by Obama
    Pet treats imported from China
    Voting machines in blue states
    An effort of Patriotism from Mitch McConnell

46. Bradley XY Manning

47. Lance Armstrong

48. The Koran

49. The number 666

50. Carfentanil nose spray

51. Any Mexican drug lord

52. Jerking off with an electric wool shear

53. McCain promising to repeal obamacare.

54. DOJ and FBI conducting an honest investigation.

    DOJ’s Equal application of the laws.

55. The govt. ANY govt.

56. The guy who rings my doorbell and offers to seal my concrete driveway.

57. Advice from an imam.

58. Pretty much anything or anybody.

59. Wells Fargo

60. NPR
    PBS
    TV

    p

61. Ooops! Nevermind the P

62. Brian Williams
    Michelle’s healthy lunch program
    You can keep your doctor
    Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden are good Catholics

63. @Annie Girl: Sometimes you gotta P.

64. Zombies of the living dead

65. A glory hole at The Ramrod Club.

66. The letter p.

67. Fashion advice from Moochele Obama.

68. “Climate scientists”, anything on the broadcast network news, used car salespersons, lawyers, insurance adjusters.

69. My new Chevy Volt getting me from Sacramento to Reno, over Donner Pass, during a snow storm, with the heater,lights, windshield wipers going, on one charge.

70. Harvey W. on a cruise with the Girl Scouts

71. An egg salad sandwich from a gas station.

72. Gas station sushi

73. July oysters

74. Mountain oysters.

75. Hello,

    I am sending you this private email to make a passionate appeal to you for assistance. I Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr. US troops currently serving in Kabul, Afghanistan. You can trust?; I entrust $ 20 million dollars in your care?

76. Macedonian content farms
    Colins Afro
    Russians in general
    Russians specifically
    Target’s dressing rooms
    Podesta advice on passwords
    Anything spewing from Jimmy Kimmel
    Rabid hairless chihuahuas

77. An epileptic mohel.

78. Dollar Store Condoms

79. The check’s in the mail.
    Most weather forecasts.
    Takata airbags.

80. Anything on Facebook

81. Swimming the Amazon wearing a pork chop neckless.
    A dog wagging his tail, high and short.
    USPS
    A Tesla rocket.
    Aunt Alice’s egg salad.

82. A fart.

83. Raccoons in the corn patch.

84. A drunken illegal alien with no license and the keys to my corvette

85. A Korean man selling Rolex watches on the streets of NYC

86. AN Iranian Iman screaming “allah akbar” while holding a pound of enriched uranium

87. The Venezuelan medical system

88. A “maverick” Republican

89. A John McCain campaign promise

90. Salon’s Top 25 conservatives

91. Flavor-Aid from Guyana.

92. Powdered donuts at a crack house

93. Dollar Store pregnancy tests

94. Anthony Weiner’s access to my home computer

95. A Sa’udi used camel salesman

96. The illegals who sell bags of tube socks in downtown L.A.

97. A Palestinian peace activist

98. The illegals who sell shrimp on the off-ramps in the southwest

99. A Meth head with your personal identification.

100. A Boy Scout troop leader from Afghanistan

101. A parrot that repeats everything you say when you have company over

102. A PBS documentary about Vietnam

103. Wearing all white at a BBQ cook off and not getting dirty.

104. An adoption agency run by Woody Allen

105. A dud hand grenade.

106. A blonde with a grenade in her mouth and the pin in her hand.

107. Basically – anything and everything else in the world.

     Sorry if I’m repeating someone.

108. Muhammad in a girl’s (or boy’s, or goat’s) preschool.

     Any Australian politician saying “the Prime Minister has my full support”.

     Julia Gillard saying “there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead”.

     The UN Human Rights Commission.

     Bill Clinton with my Mother.