Gary Prosenko – IOTW Report

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Gary.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Gary Prosenko”. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that toGary Prosenko every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Gary Prosenko. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”
Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Gary Prosenko could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”
Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Gary, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Gary Prosenko.“
Passenger: “How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “I never actually met Gary. He died and I married his wife”