BAREFOOT BAY, FL (AP) — Authorities say a man who may have hidden as officers investigated reports of two suspicious men in a Florida community targeted by recent burglaries was killed by an 11-foot alligator.
Authorities said Riggins had drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.
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WTF!? The Gator should’ve been REWARDED!
What a naughty boy!
The Gator just proved his bona fides! Transfer him, and his kin, to the Rio Grande River!
Good Lawd. What were they thinking? A gator with that talent would bring a YUGE amount of money at a Security Convention. Time to put a moat around the middle east and fill it with this guy’s offspring.
Gee, poor ‘gator was doing a public service!
And the gator thought he tasted like chicken…
It’s great to be a Florida gator (at least until they kill ya for cleaning up the swamp a little).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHi80HEbhbg
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“You know, they said we needed to triple the Border Patrol. Or now they’re going to say we need to quadruple the Border Patrol. Or they’ll want a higher fence. Maybe they’ll need a moat. Maybe they want alligators in the moat. They’ll never be satisfied.”–Barracque eau Bama
BAREFOOT BAY???
More like missing foot or arm or leg, bay.
You’re assuming he likes mexican food.
Clean up to de elbow!
Who said moats and gators don’t work?
The other white meat.
now THAT’S a tasty burger
A sandwich is just a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal.
Just desserts…
When I dive in water that may contain gators. I carry a H&K P 11.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_P11
Under water pistol.
Crikey!
What ? No pictures ????
Sounds too good to be true…….the story must be a crock.
Chiliburger
Darwin award candidate meets gator, gator 1, bad guy zip.
Burglar cured of Burglarizing.
Take a lesson.
Can’t wait to hear this story on Dana loesch Florida man segment!
Karmic Justice has been served . . .with a side of poke salad greens.
File under ‘Your Sin Will Find You Out’.
You could say the gator took a bite out of crime. The last thing heard from the burglar was: “You want a piece of me”?
Musta been a white ‘gator….
What would a chicken think he tasted like?