OK that last part’s not true, but there are eight nations who use anal exams to determine if a man is homosexual or not. Last month a Kenyan court upheld the practice.
Opponents have declared that the forced examinations are a form of sexual assault and violate international conventions on torture. Those that have been threatened with the examination claim that the police use it as a means to extort money.
I guess this means that no matter what happens to the agency, TSA employees will always be able to find a job.
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Either that or a gay proctologist. I hate it when I have to go in for an exam at the Dr. and he has to check up the old wazzoo for prostate issues or polyps etc. Bending over and coughing is not fun but I guess it has to be done.
Brings a whole new world of hurt to the term “ring size.”
@geoff the aardvark: Just make sure he doesn’t have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.
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Don’t be worried until your proctologist starts leaving recorded messages saying he misses seeing you or you are on his Christmas card list. 🙂
“It moved! It moved, Jerry!”
How do they determine this? If only a finger fits they likely ain’t gay, but if their arm gets sucked in up to the shoulder….
Doctor or no, how would a straight dude know what homo-anus feels like?
Gonna assume the gay activist could be Barry O.
Reminds me of that scene in the movie “Fletch”, when Chevy Chase sings “Moon River”
Reggie’s already checked Obola’s … and found it wanting … wanting him to shove his dick in it!
izlamo delenda est …