Funny, he never has a second cup at home.
Good to the last drop.
Fill it to the rim with Brim.
Okay, I’ll give you your chance at the jokes.
The idea for the sex café has been brewing for several months, Bradley Charvet of the Geneva firm Facegirl told Geneva’s Le Matin newspaper recently.
Modelled on similar establishments in Thailand, the proposed Geneva café would add a new dimension to the sex trade in the city of the protestant reformer Calvin.
Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar.
“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Charvet explained to Le Matin.
At 60 Swiss francs (€55), with a possible five-franc surplus for a latte macchiato the ‘coffee’ would be the most expensive in Geneva.
It would, however — in theory at least – be perfectly within the bounds of the law. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland although it is strictly controlled, with sex trade workers required to have valid permits as part of a bid to fight people trafficking.
In cases where two or more prostitutes operate out of the same premises, the establishment has to be registered as a massage parlour. In 2015, 33 of these parlours were shut down in Geneva for not following the rules, according to France’s Le Monde newspaper.
Geneva’s Department for Security and the Economy are now looking at the café plans.
Not everyone is happy with the idea though. Grégoire Théry of France’s anti-prostitution group Mouvement du Nid told French newspaper L’Express the idea for a café serving up oral sex would only benefit the men behind the business.
The business idea would, in effect, legalize pimping, he said.
Sounds like the place is run by a bunch of cxck suckers.
Sounds like a great place for me to work if I ever leave the White House.
Barack Obama,
Hard to compete with big soft lips and handles on each side of your head.
Slurped to the last drop
I wouldn’t want them to add cream to my cup
So there is a line of guys sitting at the bar drinking coffee and getting blowjobs. I can see coffee and a blowjob, but siting elbow to elbow with a line of guys, it might not be for me.
Sugar, leave room for cream.
Most expensive, still bring your own biscotti.
AS a kid I had trouble peeing in public restrooms with other people around me. This … nope.
olongapo is way ahead of these guys
This just blows me away
Mr Thery, if you don’t like the idea, don’t go there. Quit trying to use Gubberment to run private enterprise businesses.
They had one in Russia too….I think it was called Czar Bucks….
Here in the west we have a chain of restaurants named B.J.s. In one shopping center they sited it next to a Dick’s Sporting Goods. Now all they need is a Fellatio Coffee outlet to complete the set.
Bill Clinton went to the one in Thailand – he told the girly men he wanted to get away from Hillary and get de-calf-inated.
They could call the service “Low & Sweet”
“I’ll have a large Americano, with saccharine but no aspartame.”
Another cultural advancement first depicted in the movie Idiocracy.
The competition one-ups: STAR FUCKS
Extra frothy please!!
I heard you can choose to have several women at a time, kind of a Taster’s Choice if you will.
makes me see mrs olsen in a whole new light
Make sure the cover is on your latte cup before your happy ending, or it could be a tad salty.
Now I know why Juan Valdez was only shown from the waist up in those coffee commercials. With a big smile on his face, too.
😉
This is the only way they could justify $15 an hour for coffee servers.
“Brew with goo.”
Folgers Coffee – it’s Mount & Groan
🙂
Wasn’t there a coffee called Chock Full of Nuts once upon a time? And I have to second hand the comment about Olongapo City in the Philippines. Maybe they should call this hell hole the Jizz and Jazzy coffee shop with extra cream. GROSS!
Scalded Testicle Lawsuit down at the Jizz ‘n’ Java in 3… 2… 1…
Where’d my gravatar go? Oh, there it is.
No thanks, I brought my own cream!
Thanks for the heads up!
B-J = Blow-Java
“…the idea for a café serving up oral sex would only benefit the men behind the business.”
It sounds to me that the men in front of the business are benefitting, too.
A Navy guy told me they have those in the Philippines, but whiskey bars, not coffee bars. He said any bar with the word “Empire” in its title was a drink and blowjob bar. I have no idea if this is true, I’ve never been to the Philippines. But it seems like a sound business model – even if a tad expensive – get a bunch of Obola-types to work it and bring the cost down.
izlamo delenda est …