8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of the snowflakes.
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He’s standing on his head
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This Snowman just wants to see our Country for what it really is now. UPSIDE DOWN !!!!
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But, I aspire to having my mind in the gutter! (your tax dollars at work).
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Lil’ Ano – Then where’s his mouth?
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Trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI came out 2 days ago. It had 100M views at the 24 hour mark when I saw it. Black twitter and leftists are throwing a fit and #BanGTA6 is trending. These nutcases think it’s objectification.
Watch it. Even if you’re not into games. Twerking on top of cars, gators in pools, women in bikinis. As if all that never happens in Miami.
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ecp
WEDNESDAY, 6 DECEMBER 2023, 12:55 AT 12:55 PM
“Twerking on top of cars,…, women in bikinis. As if all that never happens in Miami.”
But I like it here.
Heh, just got this email a few minutes ago:
8:00 – I made a snowman.
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of the snowflakes.
He’s standing on his head
This Snowman just wants to see our Country for what it really is now. UPSIDE DOWN !!!!
But, I aspire to having my mind in the gutter! (your tax dollars at work).
Lil’ Ano – Then where’s his mouth?
Trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI came out 2 days ago. It had 100M views at the 24 hour mark when I saw it. Black twitter and leftists are throwing a fit and #BanGTA6 is trending. These nutcases think it’s objectification.
Watch it. Even if you’re not into games. Twerking on top of cars, gators in pools, women in bikinis. As if all that never happens in Miami.
ecp
WEDNESDAY, 6 DECEMBER 2023, 12:55 AT 12:55 PM
“Twerking on top of cars,…, women in bikinis. As if all that never happens in Miami.”
…Not just cars.
…and not just in Miami.
https://iotwreport.com/watch-emts-respond-to-juneteenth-shooting-people-surround-the-truck-and-begin-twerking/
Some of the best snowmen were built by Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson.
https://calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/Calvin's_snowmen#2/15_1986:_First_Generic_Snowman
Never built them facing the sun.
I wonder what they’d do if you went to Dearborn and built a Snow Mo?
Uncle Al, it would explode. I live 3 hours from Dearborn, and it’s one of the parts of my beautiful state I wouldn’t venture into.
Australian Snowman?
I saw a snowman in the grocery store standing in front of a bin of carrots
He was picking his nose
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs
looks like part of a ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ sketch by Bill Watterson
The huskies won’t even go there…