Several States Issue Orders Requiring People
To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls
The Babylon Bee – Americans in several states are readily adopting new social distancing measures that will guarantee that no one ever gets sick again. California, New York, Michigan and Washington state legislatures have all issued new orders to their citizens to indefinitely don a plastic hamster ball whenever they decide to travel outside their home. The human-sized hamster balls are made to be impervious to all foreign particulate matter from the outside world including viruses, bacteria, and oxygen.
h/t the Final Solution?
Just wait until Gov. Wretched Witless gets wind of this idea. I shudder to think what her next “order” will be!
this begs the question … where are these giant hamsters & do they really have balls big enough to run around in them?
you keep pitchin’ ’em & I’ll keep hittin’ ’em …. or at least fouling ’em off
Gotta be a way to hook a big block up to that.
Does that mean regular little hamsters with huge balls, or huge hamsters with proportionately normal sized balls?
Asking for a *cough*george*takei*cough* friend.
Crap! Don’t give DeWeiner and Abortion Amy any ideas. They have no humor.
I thought that they already had hamster mobiles called Kia Souls. Go Turbo go! There’s nothing like a clown car designed by retards or 5 year olds.
Once you build a bloody big wheel….well, this follows….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbURpRhirM
Just yet another way for them to try to shove the “Green New Deal” up our asses……….by living in a rolling ball. Also just imagine what it would be like in one of those things after eating a heaping plate of cooked cabbage & baked beans.
Gary Larson now revealed to be 20th-century mini-Nostradamus:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/6a/87/766a8769440e2001ddceb44ed18f5dae.jpg
I got scared when I thought this was the chain restaurant recipe thread.
Jerbils + Hamsters = TEETH x’s 10 and a liberal breeding nightmare.
Cute. But no thanks!
https://giphy.com/gifs/hamster-pets-wheel-3oEjI8ne0quKfqgJaw
“Giant Hamster Balls”
“Giant Petey B Balls”
My unbleached elastic starfish fixed it for ya!
Would really appreciate it if you guys would stop giving That Bitch from Michigan new ideas.
Thanks.
You 9 year old boys didn’t disappoint! Just knew you would have fun with that headline! I love you guys!!
nancy’s love this idea
What happens if you scratch them?
Anyone else reminded of the evil bubble that always surrounded and encapsulated # 6 in The Prisoner (one of the greatest BBC programs ever) whenever they captured him running away from the hive.
I like my idea where everyone wears 6-ft. beanie propellers better.