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Silly us thought after a federal judge ruled Biden’s anti-science airline mask mandate unconstitutional, we wouldn’t be treated to as many airplane freakouts. AirPORT freakouts are a different story. But the odds of someone misbehaving 50000 feet in the sky were diminished. Thankfully for those of us who hustle content for a living, some dude broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she didn’t handle the news as well as you would expect. WATCH
h/t joe6pak.
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Was he thinking Miss Crazy would pull herself together in public thus avoiding a scene? 🙄😂
Gotta ask, what WAS he thinking? Of course seeing her reaction, he probably wanted witnesses to her lack of …composure.
I can think of better places to break it off with a whack job. Like on the ground.
When he heard her scream he instantly knew he made the right decision. However, he also realized he picked the wrong time and place to deliver the message.
New tv series: Flying Miss Crazy
^^^^ I see what you did there. LOL Funny.
Yeah, this is on the boyfriend, what a dope.
You know that you are eighty-sixing a crazy person. Do it in a public setting where once done you can get the hell out of there, no muss no fuss.
I was flirting/teasing two of the young chicadees at the gym a couple nights ago and they ended up telling me some of the whack job men they’ve gone out with. Holy crap. They both said they’ve gone out on dates with more than one guy that immediately announces to them they’re Bi. They say they wear it like a badge of honor. To weird. I think there’s more guy whack jobs the girls with that age group.
maybe he thought ahead and wanted to get her on the no fly list so he could have a peaceful flight on the way back.
It seems he wanted a place witnesses-rich and weapons-free when dealing with this mixed nag of nuts.
Maybe he didn’t want to have to pay anything to support her after the breakup so he arranged for her to arrange room and board in a federal prison for herself.
Dropped the wife at the scareport this morning at about 3:30 AM for the supposed 5:10 departure. Seems the airplane had a FLAT TIRE. Not making this up. So without all the fun details, she departed around 9AM on a different aircraft and different crew.
And yet there wasn’t any drama from any of the passengers.
Early departures have their merits if they ever get off the ground.
The only thing worse would have been Breaking Up during a Blowjob.
Brad,
Imagine if you were younger & single these days as the Soy Boy Crowd are busy being sensitive.
My Son is mopping up at University, working out, partying, & scoring. I’m jealous of the pecker head.
Kcir
They started joking they were only going after older men. I split. Scared the hell out of me. LOL
Tell your son to avoid the all you can eat Muffin Buffet. HPV is no laughing matter.
Brad, I read somewhere that guys were bullshitting when they tell girls they were Bi. They figure that the girls were dumb enough to try and fuck them straight.
Lance Boyle
I’ve heard that too however the reaction a witnessed was, your not sticking that thing in me. LOL
Brad,
I run from the modern women myself.
I meet a lot of women at work and they are more aggressive than ever.
I very rarely work when there is only 1 woman alone at a location. (I want video surveillance)
Remember EVERYONE is playing an angle now days and frankly, my wife has always been great.
Q. Why do you have duct tape in your carry-on?
A.This.
I wish I would have gotten a Dear John letter in basic training. It would have saved me a ton of grief later on.