Global Warming Activist Loons Have To Be Rescued When Their Pathetic Float Capsizes

10 Comments on Global Warming Activist Loons Have To Be Rescued When Their Pathetic Float Capsizes

1. That’s when I become a Darwinist and say
   “Survival of the fittest, baby”.

2. Just because Michelle gets it doesn’t mean it’s true.
   Knowing how much they hate oil I’d refrain from picking them up in a gas guzzling boat. I think they’d prefer to drown. I know I’d prefer if they drown.

3. I hope they keep up this kind of lunacy through out the entire campaign. Nothing like making your side seem more irrational and childish than it already is to make your point,

4. I looked at the title and asked . . . . . WHY??? I’m with Saul.

5. They didn’t ‘have’ to be rescued….I mean what’s the downside.

6. When I saw they were in trouble, I notified the Coast Guard, the Fire Dep’t, Search and Rescue, and the Police.
   …But it was too late.

   I think I may have wasted four stamps

7. Just throw them a life saver made of lead.

   Maybe *accidentally* holding their head underwater as you save them.

   “You drowned them you fool!”

   Oops. Sorry about that. Sh*t happens.

   “You made the exact same mistake with all of them?”

   Yeah, my bad.

   How ’bout I buy the first round? I’m thirsty after all this life savin’ stuff.

8. Had I been there, I would have gladly called them a hearse….

9. When does moose season open?

10. any time you see a boat underway with its fenders still hanging over the side, it’s an automatic giveaway that the boat is full of inept fucktards.