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The overall darkening of Mars’ surface in recent decades has significantly raised the Red Planet’s temperature, a possible cause for the substantial shrinkage of the planet’s southern ice cap, observed in the past few years. More
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Wow, the martians only have 6 more years before they’re wiped out.
Send Greta Thunberg. Martians are stealing their children’s future.
They’re burning way too much coal! How dare they!
Why not? The solution is taxpayers handing over everything they own to the favored few who can travel between their mansions on yachts and private jets between stop offs to lecture us.
Yeah, sure bullshit. Has anyone asked the Barsoomians to find out if this is true. They need to call John Carter assuming that he’s still alive living someplace in Virginia incognito.
Pam Bondi will soon say that -oops – thr Epstein files are on Mars.
Apparently it doesn’t take long for Lizzo’s Hippo farts to travel 140 million miles…
Just follow the green mist, you can’t miss it. She must have speed of light farts. Pee eww!
The Green Scamandians at it again I see. They are so obtuse that they cannot connect the dots on what the common denominator between the earth and Mars might be…. may I suggest that they step out of their mother’s basements and look to the sky for a hint?
OT: when are going to stop the “we’re gonna terraform Mars” baulderdash? Mars has neither the gravity to create nor the magnetic field to retain an atmosphere.
Hary, that would make for a really stinky sci fi movie called The Galactic Fart That Killed The Martians.
Harry, one too few r’s. Sorry.
That’s what happens when she eats the entire menu at Taco Hell in one sitting and goes back for back for seconds, thirds etc.
That’s OK, sometimes I add one! It all evens out…
That just proves there are Martians. They haven’t paid their global warming tax!
“Mars has neither the gravity to create nor the magnetic field to retain an atmosphere.”
Velcro and a crap ton of thermoseseses.
Thermosii?
How about the polar caps on Uranus?
That darn carbon deoxide in the atmosphere
Still Trump’s fault.
I wonder how many asteroids one would have to crash into Mars in order to create enough gravity to get the planet heated up and spinning fast enough to remelt the core to generate enough of a magnetic field to protect a viable atmosphere.
Seems pretty far-fetched, but there will be no terraforming of the red planet until the pesky detail of no protective magnetic field shielding the planet from the solar wind.
Martian 16 year old girl sputters angrily: HOW DARE YOU!
Terraforming Mars could be done, I firmly believe, if it is enclosed in a huge, bigger diameter than Mars HUGE, plexiglass dome around the whole planet. That would trap oxygen inside and then Human Martians could grow stuff and breathe.
It’s like illustrations in old 1950’s Popular Science for Misfits magazines that showed entire cities under plexiglass domes. They usually had titles like: The Future Cities of 1960.
I’m sure they’ll still find some way to blame mankind, like it’s because of all the probes we have sent there or something.