I think the best part is the noise he makes.
Top night last night, but this has to be the highlight 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yMqDvOoVML
— James Gower (@__gower) December 21, 2017
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“Owwww!!!… Me Bollocks!… Me Bollocks!!!…”
Can someone get him some ice?
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Watched it again. Even funnier because he has no control whatsoever, wishes it would stop, and knows he’s in for pain.
Through the magic of the internet, he can be embarrassed for years to come.
That last bump was hilarious when he ricocheted onto the escalator steps. OUCH!!!
On one escalator is an audience in stitches.
The other escalator has him showing up at somebody’s feet, DOA.
Maybe there’s a first aid kit in his bag.
Never mind. He needs an ambulance, maybe even ‘Last Rites’.
I feel bad posting this… but I trust he’s not dead. But he is a soprano now.
I think I’ll give in and let him identify as a girl after hearing the little scream. After seeing the hit I’m sure he wishes he really was one.
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(That was a twofer.)
Someone there thought it was pretty funny.
Oh, to be young again. Doing stuff like this is why I’ve got aches and pains now.
Media cant be played.
So now they have escalator bollards. Watch how you drive.
Almost as funny as election night
“Ow my balls” not available for comment.
jingle balls
He should have been wearing Duluth Trading Ballroom Jeans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXj1gn8YIAc
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Reminds me of when Lazlo was at a bar and a cocktail waitress screamed: “Who knows CPR?”
I yelled: “Hell, I know the whole alphabet!”
We all had a good laugh.
Except that one guy
Yet another HMB idea that went awry.
@Claudia, perfect!
Well, he half way there if he wants to transition to a female paraplegic. I send him prayers, he’s gonna need them.
Put on a purple pantsuit and a a ratty blonde wig and call it Hillary Parkour.
So they put those anti-slide obstructions on escalators to deter all but the really, really stupid from sliding down. I see they worked exactly as designed. As a darwinian bonus, this schmuck won’t be reproducing, so the species may be spared a few more democrat voters in the future.
But I am sure a few lawyers have already tracked this loser down and are preparing to sue the mall and the escalator manufacturer.