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Do you know what Ronald Reagan’s favorite vegetable was?
JIM BRADY!
…too soon?
…President Trump gets blamed in 3…2…1, AND the Enemedia makes it sound like a BAD thing…
It’s all about the vegetables!
…I wonder if the Chinese gave Li’l Kimmie the Rosemary Kennedy treatment on PURPOSE, it’s kind of how Democra…I mean, Communist deal with people they are responsible for who embarass them, if they’re too old to jab scissors into the back of their necks, that is…
Tomato, tomahto, Brussel sprout?
Let’s see. If he were a vegetable, what would he be? A pot-bellied rutabaga? A Dictator dill weed? A commie cabbage? Or rotten radish. Well, whatever, here’s hoping he becomes compost for the people of NoKo to fertilize their own gardens.
^ Pick a poisonous member of the Nightshade family.
If Kim were a vegetable, what kind would he be? … ala Jimmy Carter softball interview … What kind of a tree would you be?
I’ll say something that spoiled in the Kimchi.
Did you hear about the carrot and the potato that where in a terrible car accident, the doctor says their going to be vegetables the rest of their lives. Sorry its all I could dig up…
Now he’s in the same state as Joe Biden.
…according to the Korean Central News Agency Kim Jung Un has quickly become the greatest and most skilled vegetable ever, far surpassing cabbage and radishes.
When you go against your own People, there is no way they can help you, no matter how hard they try.
He needed to drink more camel urine. Was there a shortage?
Don’t mention vegetables around Little Rocket Man. He may wake up & want to eat some, candied versions of course.
The only difference between Kim and Joe Biden, Joe is slightly more mobile,
but bot by much.
MSM reporters immediately dispatched to the Warmbier family for comment, right? No?
The dynasty’s newest successor:
Kim Chi in da hayous!
Yup he’s a cabbage and they just shredded and pickled him and stuck him in a pot in the ground.
Imagine the poor bastards who have to handle his body.
Okay, I just ruined my lunch.
Every country has a national vegetable. In Italy it’s the tomato. In Poland it’s the cabbage. In Belgium it’s the endive.
NK should name Kim Jung Un as their national vegetable.
Jimmy
APRIL 25, 2020 AT 2:45 PM
“^ Pick a poisonous member of the Nightshade family.”
…HEY, I resemble that remark…
https://www.mnn.com/your-home/organic-farming-gardening/photos/13-plants-that-could-kill-you/deadly-nightshade
…(actually NOT my handle origin, it’s more of a ‘groaner’ than that, BUT my wife IS a Bella Donna (from the Italian), NOT to be confused with Belladonna, although some would argue that they ARE the same thing…;)
I hope they keep him alive for 10 years as an imprisoned Yellow Turnip on a ventilator with festering sores for what he has done to human dignity.
In times like these with the coronavirus running rampant I wouldn’t rejoice too much in someone’s death and demise.
You could be next. Democrats and Republicans alike. It says something about you more than it does Kim Jung Un. Have you no decency?
I’m sure there are people just waiting to piss on your grave too
I hope the nasty little fatso recovers. President Trump flattered KJU into a state where Kim was useful to Trump’s sticking his thumb in Xi’s eye. Any successor to Kim will take time to similarly maneuver, if that’s even possible.
Solyent Kim
What’s the hardest part about eating your vegetables?
Getting ’em outta the wheel chair!
New nickname: Chok Boy
@Uncle Al – LOL!
Kim Chi? She works in a convenience store in Compton, Ca!
Reminds me of the guy that was allergic to carrots-
He had to take an alternate root.
He’s now Gordon Ramsay performance art…
“That pork is so raw it’s still singing Hakuna Matata!”