In order to make the universal message images, emojis, more inclusive and just plain friendlier, the designers at Google are giving some an overhaul.
For example, the old emoji for a salad has had an item removed from the image in order to make it more vegan friendly. They have also redesigned the goat, turtle, what must have once been an emoji for being stressed is completely different now. More
I did a search for the image to best describe people overly obsessed with emojis, but they don’t have one for “ass hat.”
People send them to me now and then in text messages. I never know what the fcuk they’re trying to convey.
Then do what America has always been known for Google, make it Universal by making American mean Universal. We invent and the World follows.
Any bets on a twerking emoji coming soon?
Well Somebody’s going to be mighty pleased bout them thar goats!
There is nothing about a goat that makes me glad it is more approachable. And never in my happy life have I ever given a happy rat’s ass how happy even one turtle has been. But I’m glad they scratched the salad egg. Hard boiled eggs are yucky.
Uh…what’s an emoji?
I looked it up on Duckduckgo to see if I was right, the Japs created emojis which figures since they also created anime which I also hate.
It’s not that we’re all laughing at you, Google.
Wait, yes, that is it – we are all laughing at you and your virtue-signaling train to oblivion.
It’s future cave paintings from the past
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b7/e2/dd/b7e2ddaf3c4ae5d95036eea0fc10f5fa.jpg
Can’t go anywhere and put a colon, dash, and parenthesis together without some script taking over to turn it into an image.
colon[:]dash[-]parenthesis[)] — Watch me do it:
🙂
dicked.
they should replace the egg with a penis. it would still be vegan.
@ecp:
You can sneak some past the scripts if you do ’em backwards (eyes on the right):
(-:
)-;
/-:
O-8
People actually get paid for doing this?
ABOUT TIME THIS WAS LOOKED INTO. My gawd, I’ve lost COUNTLESS hours of sleep not to mention the tentative hold on sanity I’ve managed to maintain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey @Uncle Al – do you or anyone else have any idea where I can find copies of all the cool emojis that everyone seems to be using on IOTWR these days? I used to have a whole bunch that worked here but now all I can get to display are 🙂 😉 and 🙁 .
Bummer. 🙁
@Vietvet – Sorry, my friend, but I don’t do emojis. I’m old school and only do ASCII emoticons.
@ Uncle Al – don’t use emojis either and thanks for the tip!
@ Geoff – makes sense…don’t know much about modern anime…but SpeedRacer was goooood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCm1w_KTiY
@ 0:43 car going through the guard rail and the resulting explosion is VERY WELL done…
Oncle All,
A Primer since naught 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xhyj7nh7E
Aug 2005 1 min supawako
So, the Goggle employee’s name is Jennifer Sh1tstorm. Sounds about right
They had to change the goat because the jihadis felt the old, mean version was insulting to their “girlfriends”.
The face was actually modeled after Nancy Pelosi and they changed it to reflect the fact that she’s gone from insanely angry and mean to just plain f’ing crazy.
Yay for ASCII!
Also, Futurama was genious, Tim E.
@Uncle Al: OK, so where I can find copies of all the cool ASCII emoticons?
😉
Thank you.
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