This is not a farce or an absurdity. Is this so far behind once these fascists got their taste of power?
No.
State governments across America have responded with decisive action after startling reports surfaced that heart disease kills hundreds of thousands every year. In order to save lives, states have ordered all fast-food restaurants to close until we can flatten the curve of heart disease.
When asked for comment, Governor Cuomo looked up from his Double Baconator with fries and said, “Mmfph…Mmm…yeah, there is a health crisis in this country, and the government has the power to stop it. Closing all fast food restaurants to the general public is a good first step. Of course, we would have to exempt the Wendy’s in our building. I have to eat lunch somewhere after all!”
“Although this will cost us millions of jobs, it’s a small price to pay to save so many lives. If it even saves one life, it would be worth it,” said Gavin Newsom as he munched on Animal Style Fries from In-N-Out.
Preview of Coming Attractions.
Not to mention the litter these places generate. And most of them still have PLASTIC STRAWS. The horror. There’s no reason the EPA can’t be trained to focus on fat people as part of their daily responsibilities.Particularly if we get the population to report on fatties. We could get the Department Of Transportation involved to because these habitual fast food eaters take up more than their fare share of space on public transportation.
Third offense of pigging out, mandatory Gastric Bypass surgery.
COVID-19 was just a trial run.
…yrah, funny, but on Hitler’s Germany they were VERY health conscious.
Not for YOUR sake, but because your body and labor belonged to the State, and if you didn’t take care of it, you were damaging a national resource and therefore a criminal…
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC535959/
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Wait until they hear about how many deaths happen at Planned Parenthood.
Patriotic Citizens Announce Lockdown Of All Govt Offices To Prevent Despotism – UA
Lardasses and Taco Hell, Jack In the Box (the first two are home to the stoner specials), McBozo’s, Wendy’s, Boiger King, Carl’s Jr. home of the giant lardass specials etc. hardest hit. The only thing good about the lockdown is that I haven’t been to fast food places in a couple of months or so. And Gov. Inslee just relented a little and moved Spokane County to phase 2 of being removed from lockdown immediately, hallelujah!
Since the left has always advocated for a radical reduction in population (Bill gates included) you’d think they would want the “killer” covid-19 to spread. Proves that it’s all about increasing their POWER.
Seat belt laws on steroids–who can argue with that?
Commissar Plastic Face is ok w/ it … after all, she claimed PDT is ‘morbidly obese’
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/05/pelosi-calls-president-trump-morbidly-obese/
Governments have killed a lot more people than all the serial killers combined.
except they missed the Key part…all Restaurants that are owned by Conservatives or in Conservative states would close first….
What about Taco Bell causing fart disease?
Ever seen the “pink slime” they use as “meat” that is grown in the lab?
It will turn you off from fast food forever.
Lazlo went to a Panda Express in Feb. Figured it was better than the other dreck. Got something that tried to turn me inside out for two weeks. A heavy dose of antibiotics later and I pulled through.
I have learned my lesson.
Yes Lazlo, stay away from panda. It tastes awful.
Lazlo never underestimate the restorative power of Pedialyte. No sarcasm or humor here, it can save your life in those circumstances. Glad you pulled through all the wiser!
I have adopted the Mark Twain approach.
“A cat sat on a hot stove lid. He never sat on a hot stove lid ever again.
He never sat on a cold one either”
I shall demur from eating out while working.