Grammar Lesson

45 Comments on Grammar Lesson

1. Crickets. = incorrect

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2. I use me whenever describing myself.

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3. Yeah, I always get my subjects and objects confused

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4. there, their, they’re? no. it’s theiy’re. I’m just here to sow chaos, enjoy.

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5. Ebonics destroyed American English. Dat’s fo sho.

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6. That’s the same technique I learned in the fifth grade. Back when they taught grammar. Now grammar is racist.

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7. Me, myself and I always get this wrong.

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8. I hear doctors and college professors misusing “you and I” all the time. Surely some of them had nuns like I did, who drilled the “object of the preposition” into their heads.

   Would you say – “give to I? No, you would not. Between you and me, I think they have forgotten their grammar lessons.

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9. Now do there, their and they’re!
   And your and you’re.
   And to and too.
   And were and we’re.
   And should, shall, shan’t, will, won’t, would, wouldn’t, couldn’t and just plain can’t.
   And wiener, weenie, whiner and whiny.

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10. English is a foreign language.

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11. Grammar Nazis drive I crazy.

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12. Take the other person out of the sentence to figure it out.
    Dad and me went out…Me went out…So it’s Dad and I

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13. Joe Biden and I hang for treason.

    I hang for treason.

    You know, I’d rather take “I” out and leave the “other person” in, in this case.

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14. With all the fake made up pronouns crap, who cares?
    For years, people have been using plural (they and their) when referring to a singular noun just to make it gender neutral, e.g. make sure your child does their homework.

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15. “Me, too!” = CORRECT if its a substitution for an object.

    Give some cake to Bob! = CORRECT!
    Me, too! (Give some cake to me, too!) = CORRECT! (and required for the General’s health.)

    Me, too, love Italian. = INCORRECT!
    I, too, love Italian. (And so do you.) = CORRECT!

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16. Thass whypepo supermany n sheat.

    https://iotwreport.com/professor-says-grading-good-grammar-are-examples-of-white-supremacy/

    https://iotwreport.com/rutgers-declares-grammar-racist/

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17. utz nowadays can’t talk right

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18. English is a Germanic language. When the English teachers and English professors decided to standardize the grammar rules for English, They took the rules from Latin(Romance language) Sorta like programming your television with the microwave manual

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19. Kermit
    SATURDAY, 16 MARCH 2024, 19:52 AT 7:52 PM
    “When the English teachers and English professors decided to standardize the grammar rules for English, They took the rules from Latin(Romance language)”

    I can beat any sonofabitch in the house at dominoes vobiscum!

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20. To “me” the pronoun issue arises when “I” am reading something interesting, when out of the blue, the author refers to a thing like a dog or a bunny as “who,” and “I” am left with the annoyance that said author is a retard.

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21. Now on to “I seen”

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22. It’s the old joke.

    Let’s eat, Mom vs let’s eat Mom

    OK. That’s a punctuation issue

    Lets eat grammar

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23. Just saw this today while reading during sick down time https://greatgameindia.com/how-chinese-tutoring-company-infiltrated-homes-and-classrooms-of-us-military-bases/ and realized my local library connects to Tutor.com
    Is this a legit site? the one with article?

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24. I luv the way Trump wrote referring to you know who in GA, Fani and then in parentheses he wrote (pronounced Fauni!) something like that
    There’s many kids in school with such names it could take teachers half the year to accomplish anything when the kids are correcting the pronunciations all the time.

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25. oh forgive ! I saw that one about Tutor.com here!
    but yeah its on my library’s website 🙁 in small town
    must be all over USA

    I’ve been under the weather last several days

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26. “ Let’s eat, Mom vs let’s eat Mom” be careful about how you write that in Hati

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27. @dee — Say her name! LA-A

    (That’s “lah DASH-ah”)

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28. I never take my grammar for granite.

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29. Me fail English?
    That’s unpossible.

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30. Sheeiit, muffa! I be gots two many fings be doing,yo, be fuggin with dat sheit.

    gnomesayin?

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31. Thank you, Claudia!! Now do ‘lend’ and ‘loan!’

    Lend is a verb; loan is a noun. You do not loan someone money; you lend it to them.

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32. Yeah, and while you’re at it;

    If ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’ was true…
    Einstein got it wrong twice in his own name.

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33. Great!

    Me remember this next thyme My have Two change the Flange Gasket on the Mane house shitter.

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34. Next week we’ll study the uses of their, they’re, and there.

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35. Bring on the subjunctive!

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36. Preterit and ablative still give me some trouble.

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37. This is the right way…https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

38. I gotta be me!

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39. ^^^ That’s Good! ^^^

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40. Maybe you should ask president “I-me-my”….
    You know…
    The First Novelty President™
    The Golfer in Chief
    Car salesman-in-chief
    The affirmative action president
    It was all about him!
    Oh, did I mention that he is a f-ing, lying, liar who lies?

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41. we didn’t never not…

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42. can we look at “irregardless” week after next?

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43. “Allow myself to introduce… er.. myself”

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44. I won a Grammy for good gramer cuz me so smart!

45. Doktur Jill Pedo, you’ll be hanged, you hang/hung meat.
    I thought you had a PhD in education?

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