We reported on the police call of an intruder locked in a bathroom which turned out to be a Roomba.
The police indicted the Roomba and convened a grand jury.
Leaks suggested the Shop Vac was an early hold out —
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Dirt bags.
1 Wax On
1 Wax Off
Do IT again
The prosecutor thinks the case is in the bag.
I’ll stick with my Miele, which is italian for Honey. Although its made in Germany. Boy is she sweet. Best vacuum ever. No more oreck or dyson for this guy.
The problem is, the defendant had gone eerily silent.
…why not…it’s no stupider than appointing a Special Prosecutor on the word of a murdering, justice-obstrucing liar…
Apparently, Roomba refuses to accept the charge.
Have you ever seen an old Hoover vacuum blow up? My Mom’s did once and it was straight out of a Buster Keaton movie. Funny as hell.
Vacuums suck. If working properly.
…my Roomba says being judged by uprights be rayciss…
@jimmy
My Oreck XL used to occassionally and without warning disconnect the dirt bag during use, making a huge mess. I tried various things to fix it over the course of the years.
I finally did. I put a sign on it. Free Vacuum and left it at the dump.
…my Dyson was apparently made by MILES Dyson, because it’s tried to kill me since I got it…
https://cdn0.techly.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Miles-Bennett-Dyson.jpg
…fortunately, being a vacuum cleaner, it sucks at killing…
^ Someone let the air out of the bag.
Which brings up the scientific question, why does ordinary household dirt stink only after it’s been in the vacuum cleaner for awhile?
I gotta clean up around here.
We did a background check on the ROOMBA….and it
(removes sunglasses dramatically )
“Came back clean”
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PHenry,
I assume you tried duct tape.
‘We did a background check on the ROOmBA….and it
(removes sunglasses dramatically )
“Came back clean”’
….you forgot the “YEAHHHHHHHHH! at the beginning of the song, @David Caruso…
https://binged.it/2GgAZM4
PHenry …Oreck XL….Most over-rated, over-priced vac ever.
Suck it up, Roomba. You could have made a clean get away. But no, you had to run around committing asault on battery
sucker was clueless and cordless
There remains but one mystery. How did Roomba lock the bathroom door?
I think a ham sandwich is an unindicted co-conspirator
She came in through the bathroom window . . .
. . . Help me out here!
@hon
Zip ties, duct tape, chewing gum, pop rivets… everything.
Roomba to spend two days cleaning PUSH offices and to forfeit 10K dust mites.
Was there intent? to do harm? Just driving around?
Roomba may have a case, and counter-sue for kidnapping. Who locked the door? Hat-tip Jimmy
I wonder if they ever got the Roomba to come clean about the burglary.
Everything Roomba supposedly said was filtered before we heard the crumbs they released for consumption. Garbage!. Trust nothing, the truth was swept under the rug.
Speaking of other garbage from iRobot, I once owned a Looj. A remote control powered tractor treaded device with an auger in front that had rotating rubber flappers. It was supposed to clean rain gutters.
Yeah. If you only have dry leaves it worked. Little sticks, pine tags, and such were too much for it.
It was great for freaking out the cats, though. They would shoot 4 feet in the air if you timed it right.
Rumor – Roomba confessed to Alexa!
Roomba, in the bathroom, with the remote.
If obama had a vacuum…