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Grassy Ass


Annie Robbins is Editor at Large for Mondoweiss, a mother, a human rights activist and a ceramic artist. She lives in the SF bay area. Follow her on Twitter @anniefofani


Stick to making ceramics, Annie.

Annie writes an article filled with authentic human rights activist outrage. She’s infuriated that Bibi Netanyahu hasn’t been globally flogged for using a phrase that, in American lexicon, is a deeply wounding passive-aggressive assault.

Netanyahu said the following, supposedly as retribution for the white house’s “chickensh!t” remark:

“When there are pressures on Israel to concede its security, the easiest thing to do is to concede. You get a round of applause, ceremonies on grassy knolls, and then come the missiles and the tunnels.” 

Where are the pitchforks and flaming torches? How can this Jew say this and skate on it? It’s a dog whistle of the highest order. Super Jew is cagily, shrewdly, sneakily saying something about an assassination. It’s as plain as the hooked nose on your face.

Never mind that it isn’t all that clear if Netanyahu is speaking about himself or Obama. Never mind that it makes no sense whatsoever if you actually analyze it through the lens of an Obama assassination. He said GRASSY KNOLL. Case-closed. Hang Netanyahu after a brief Kubuki theater trial at the Hague. Long live the intifada.

Whoops – this just in. Netanyahu made his speech in Hebrew. Grassy knoll was a choice interpretation of his words. Translators have said that the more accurate translation would have been “well-manicured lawns.”

Carry on lunatics.




20 Comments on Grassy Ass

  1. Anybody remember that speech Jimmy Carter gave in Poland which was translated such that he “lusted after” good relations with the Poles?

    I swear, there’s a reason we had Polish jokes in the 70s.

  2. Bat shit crazy Progs. inside their sinister lairs are hopping that their supreme leader gets a hit, so it can be blamed on the right wing Conservatives and have a martyr to use as banner for their evil designs. DemocRATS don’t care, the end justifies the means.
    Total control.

  3. A mother….really? What did he do go in the bathroom with a stack of Playboy magazines and then come out and throw it at her from across the room?

  4. The creators of Mondoweiss (a sort of news-centric blog concentrating on Israel and the middle east according to Wiki). The founder describes himself as “progressive and anti-Zionist”. Hmm, sounds like your basic east coast, left-wing self-hating Jew. No wonder a drivel artist like this douchette writes for them.

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