I’ll pass on the Old el’ Paso.
A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.
The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying “This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.”
News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.
Dinner Delivered said the food service has fired the driver and forwarded information about her to authorities as well.
Webb remains behind bars pending a March 12 hearing.
His arrest warrant says they picked up the food for delivery from a local Mexican restaurant. The company issued a refund for the tainted food.
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TAINTED. I see what they didn’t intend on doing there.
ht/ jerry manderin
“This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.” -Says the asshole in jail, and has no job. Bet you’ll be fondly thinking about that .89 cents when you’re trying to not focus on Bubba’s balls wiggling in your mouth.
I bet his nut sack set many a tongue on fire!
what balls he has to do that.
customer: waiter, there’s hair in my salsa
waiter: that’s ok, there’s salsa on my balls
You’re sick. Why not concern your self with something more interesting, like the destruction of Donald Trump by the leftists?
I mean WTF?
Too bad I didn’t make the salsa, I would have made it to where he would have been rendered sterile and impotent for the rest of his life. The Carolina Reaper would be my first ingredient, his balls would be on fire for days–maybe weeks.
Some curley ass hairs didn’t
go off into that cup of nut sack sauce
did it ???? HaHaHa ! GeyRousetheF%%%out…
Wait! Is that ‘tea-bagging’ or ‘double-dipping’?
How long after the video was posted did the customer complain?
Before or after eating the salsa?
If it had been my order, that Webb character would be begging to stay in jail.
OK, so now that’s really Gonadcomole. 🙂
Great balls of fire!!
Cook at home. At least you know where your balls have been before you dip them in the salsa.
But I’m having a problem with the timeline. After the salsa was delivered you got the 89 cent tip. Did you deliver the bill, see the tip, then teabag the delivery?
Something about this makes no sense.
Moe tom- Did you see the other 30 stories from today below this one? And above this one?
Ah, at last, Jerry Lee Lewis’s hit song makes sense to me now, after 60 years.
“Goodness Gracious”.
New meaning to the word Jalo-PEEN-yo–Sick FREAK!
So much for HIV. Been doing this with Sears Weather Beater outdoor paint since the 80’s. 2 dips/coats and I’m good for 4-5 seasons.
Here’s looking atcha Tim:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY
Chicken McNads…
That’s how Obama has Mooch make his salsa.
Zonk, she never forgets the fresh arugula.
Talk about a cheap thrill….
Note to Self:
Don’t come near Goldenfoxx’s salsa.
Even Pace Mild makes me sweat. I don’t/can’t do hot salsa.
I’m confused. Usually you tip after the food is delivered. So the tip had nothing to do with the pervert’s tainted balls.
Dave Ramsey frequently states the only reason to ever be in a restaurant is if you work there. His advise is based on household budget control, but this sort of thing is another reason.
Anyone remember the iotwr post a couple of years ago – a video showing a waitress in the kitchen dipping a customers hotdog in her special female sauce before returning it to the bun and delivering it to the customer?
Cook all your meals at home.
That dude’s 31? What else has he been nut dippin’ in?
@carter
Thank you sir. I bought the 45 rpm back in 1957 or 1958. I also bought “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ on” also by JLL. I was just a little kid but rock & roll was all the rage then.
I guess JLL is still alive but haven’t heard any new songs from him in decades.
Cook your meals at home. Or at minimum, be a pleasant customer.
https://medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301 .
@Blink
The customer complained that the hotdog had a ‘wang’ to it lol.
Don’t think he’ll eat out anytime soon
When you pay online the delivery guy has already seen his tip.
An old white guy eating in a restaurant nowadays is taking a big risk.
If people are talking about hating you, you should expect they will take action on it – if it’s opportune, or you’re in an outnumbered position, mostly. Aholes are chickenshit, that’s how most of them have survived.