Some old lady has become a “singer” in grindcore “music.”
Old people and heavy metal? What would be a good name for this band?
Deaf Leppard
Electric Blanket
CO/PD
Arth Righteous
The Hip Replacements
Here she is actually singing lyrics and not simply yelling like Bernie Sanders. —>
Tha Alter Kakers (yiddish for Old Shitters)
They don’t call it earspank for nothing..
Oldtimers With Alzheimer’s?
?
Damn, I’d Pees
Dead Not Chillin’ Peckers
Nearly Composted.
That’s no grindmother. It’s Stephen King.
The Deep Ends (which, said quickly, is what the fans call them).
Didn’t Pat Boone already do that covering some heavy metal bands back in the 90’s? They could call themselves The Old Farts and Geezerettes or The Head Splitting Ear Aches. They’re too cool to be cool.
Rust Maiden
Blue Hair Cult
Mouldy Crüe
If they were Russian they could be called the Beetles, an obvious beet joke for the old geezer Borscht circuit. or The Loving Spoonful of Metamucil or The Geezers and a Pacemaker….
Senior Walker & the Oldsters
Rolling Stones Steel Wheelchairs Tour
ZZ-Z
Gums and Roses
Carter and the Pills
The Cataract Three
Flock of Pidgeons
There’s always I’m Grateful, I’m Not Dead Yet.
Geritol Jane and her Seniles
ac/dc/lgbt
Eric Crapped-on myself
Steppenwheeze
Betty White and the Black Dudes
How about Keep It Up sponsored by Viagra.
Oxygen Supply
REM
The Flying Dentures
The Nearly Departed
How about OLD AND IN THE WAY?
What do you mean it’s already taken?
Lawrence Belch
The Brian Alka Seltzer Orchestra
Up Chuck Berry
Twisted Sanders
How about Granny’s Got Her Gun. If she drove a bright red superstock Dodge, she could really be The little Old Lady From Pasadena. Go Granny, go. I’m having way too much fun with this thread.
Metamusallica
Remember when Yoko Ono screamed into a mic and people watched and applauded?
And there is already a band called The Hip Replacements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFH6g7v9NQ8
Blue Hairster Cult
Oops! Forgot the dot!
Minnie Pearl Jam
What is this Wheel of Fortune?
Who’s her vocal coach? Gilbert Godfried?
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Not Young Enough to be doing that.
The Grateful Dentures
Frank I forgot to close my Zipper and the Grandmother’s of invention.
Jerry & Tricks
Nicklebackache
Fractured hip
The Who Am I
Iron Lung
The Casketeers
Catch The Depends
Denture Grips
U Poo
Satan’s Catheter
Spawn of Yoko Ono.
Bastard Child Of The Demon Colostomy Bag
Dentallica
The Fifth Dementia
Roger Clyne and the Pacemakers
Brilliant one, Uncle Al!
The Crapenters
Loud Television
Her motivation was her son’s report card.
Blue Platester Cult
Deep Purple Henna
Red Hot Chili Peppers Give Me Gas
If this is a one hit wonder, we could call them The Flatliners.
R.E.O. Hearsewagon
Eminenema
The Heineydrippers
D.O.A. Hearsewagon
The Dead Crows
Night Tinkler
The Early Birds
Adam Antacid
Heart Attack
The Infirm
Pick one. Death is not an option.
– listening to this
or
– listening to Yoko Ono
Eric Clap-on Clap-off
Growth Brooks
Earth, Winded & Tired
Nine Inch Nebulizer
Oldele
Ozzy Toecorns
Megabath
Linkin Park Avenue
Oxygen Air Supply
Sitz Bathory
MJA, looks like we arrived late but still kickin’ ass!
Meshugger
Let’s meet for drinks and a massage later 🙂
I can’t stop laughing at Earth Winded and Tired. 😀
Rolling Gallstones
Three Drain It Night
Public Enema
Reba Back Is Tired
Sending back the black eyed peas
Stings
I can’t have salt n pepa
The Sugar-free gang
I fell down productions
the WHAT?
Fleet Enema Mack
The Bores
Urethra Fragile
My Chemical Imbalance
Whitie
Bowling for Broth
The Cure
The All-organ rejects
Talking Prunes
Coldfeet
The Bland
Deep Purple Varicose Veins
Meat Loaf Special
Grand Funk Wheelchair
Gawd-amighty, that’ll make yer ears squint!
Iron Deficient
The Rolling Gall Stones
Runs? CVS
Midnight Oil Lamp
ZZ Nap
Earth Wind & Fibre.
Mott The … Who?
The Fallen Archies.
Oldy Juan and the Kenobe’s
The Liver Spots
The Too Spicy Girls.
Not Quite Dead Can Dance
The Carsick
Close The Damn Doors
The Moobie Brothers.
Halitosis and Oaths
The What?
Death Cab For Granny.
Orthopedic maneuvers in the dark
Niel Not So Young
Thought Raveling Wilburys
Big Bladder and the Holding Company
Geriatric Pacemakers.
Absorbent Undergarment and Nico
Wall of Doodoo
Convalescense.
Three Pee Night.
Trotsky Ice Picking his ears
Rage against the vending machine
Bland Faith
Blue Pill Cheer.
Meds Atomic Dustbin.
Pill Tuesday.
Death Bed Confessional.
Oingo Bingo.
The Flopping Heads
…big hit:
Burning Down the Hospice House
Iron Poor Maiden.
Poi Dad Pondering
Heave-Ho
…bit hit:
Are We Not Dead?
The Grateful I’m Not Dead
Stone Pimple Toilets.
Bones Drugs & Hominy.
New Colonic Six.
Dr. John the Night Dripper
The Prep H Tubes.
Leakin Park.
The Early Byrds.
Bed Pan-tera.
System Of A Down And I Can’t Get Up.
Kreamed Korn.
Deep Purple Hernia
Wheezer
Charles Haughtry and the Deaf-Aids
(Singing, Doris Gets Her Oats… huh, huh, huh)
Tom Petty & The Pacemakers
Life Alert and the Tijuana Gas
98 Special
All the good ones, and the ones I could think of, are already taken. Sux to get here late.
Ok, you guys missed one:
SRV & Double Bypass
You could go triple on that one too (SRV & Triple Threat).
🙂