Pennsylvania’s most famous groundhog has delivered his annual weather prediction. Punxsutawney Phil’s handlers announced Friday that the rodent saw his shadow, predicting six more weeks of winter.
At 7:18 a.m., just after sunrise, the rodent emerged from his lair to the cheers of thousands in the crowd. Those cheers turned to groans after the animal’s weather forecast, which comes amid a winter that has brought record-breaking freezing temperatures across the U.S. — not to mention a powerful winter storm known as a “bomb cyclone.”
ht/ fdr in hell
I’ll put more faith in an oversized rodent than these weathermen I’ve been counting on.
Maybe the MSM shoulda used Phil to forecast the last election…
I bet groundhog tastes like chicken.
115 days till the pool opens……
DeBlasio is to keep at least 500 feet away from Punxsutawney Phil.
“How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?”
The eternal question.
izlamo delenda est …
Seven more years of Trump.
Why must they bug the poor little guy, rousting him outta his hole before dawn with flood lights? He should be predicting 6 more weeks of rabies shots for as many of the assholes he can chew on.
I got a calendar, winter is here for almost 7 more weeks anyway you slice it…..leave Phil alone.
So… six more weeks of waiting?
Well Glendale George definitely didn’t see his shadow today as the sun’s blocked by heavy lake-effect clouds, so we’re gonna have an early spring here in southwest Michigan!
The regional version of a groundhog is Prairie Dog Pete and Pete saw his shadow too. I am already tired of winter.
Punxy Phil predicts seven more years of lefties bashing Trump.
old_oaks… groundhog tastes like condor. 😉
DiBlasio apparently did not murder the current Staten Island Chuck, and Chuck did not see his shadow so early spring and seven more years of Trump!
We’re due for our “February thaw” – that strange period in February when the jet stream in the Northern Hemisphere shifts temporarily. It almost always happens out west – and here it comes.
Phil licked his balls; so what’s that mean?
There ‘s even more good news today!
https://me.me/i/rosie-odonnell-has-come-out-of-her-den-and-saw-20316970
(NOTE: slightly NSFW)
😉
Vietvet,
I don’t know what to say … uhh … write … uhh … phew … I guess I’ll go outside in the 25F and smoke a cigar and contemplate that … the meaning, not the image …
izlamo delenda est …
6 more weeks of Memo’s.