Gun Snuck into Ballgame in Lady’s “Fat Folds” – IOTW Report

Gun Snuck into Ballgame in Lady’s “Fat Folds”

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Two women were wounded by gunfire during Friday night’s Oakland Athletics-Chicago White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field. The incident in the left field bleachers did not stop the game at all and made for a bizarre and confusing story over the weekend with many people speculating where the bullets may have come from. This morning it was looking more clear that whomever fired the gun must have been inside the stadium. More

33 Comments on Gun Snuck into Ballgame in Lady’s “Fat Folds”

  1. MY SISTER WORKS IN ER AS A PHYSICIAN ASST, SAID SHE’S FOUND SUCH THINGS AS OREOS AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES LOST UNDER THE BOOBS AND FOLDS THAT WERE LOST MONTHS AGO

    ENJOY YOUR LUNCH

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  2. The video imbedded at the link purports to show the incident. All I noticed were some people suddenly headed for the exit and what looked like a large white lady waving back up the aisle for I imagine is an attempt to get an usher to call 911.

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  3. ¡BENITO THE BOMBED BEANER! AT 4:28 PM
    “MY SISTER WORKS IN ER AS A PHYSICIAN ASST, SAID SHE’S FOUND SUCH THINGS AS OREOS…”

    …I call BS on this PARTICULAR item.

    Ain’t NO Chunky Monkey gonna let an Oreo escape.

    Once she spots it, she’s down for the kill, and will pursue it as relentlessly as a Terminator until it is internally incorporated into he mudflaps…

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  4. …big gals DO present hygine problems tho, and those folds of flesh if insufficiently attended can canker up with sweat and dead flesh to develop this yellowish, yeasty stuff that is crusty and and flakey, with the skin kind of rashy. Its common enough to be a diagnosable “thing”, Intertrigo.

    “Intertrigo is an inflammatory rash that occurs between skin folds as a result of friction, moisture, and lack of airflow.1 It occurs on areas such as the armpits, the groin, under the breasts, or within fat folds, where skin touches skin. The medical term for intertrigo is intertriginous dermatitis.

    Because skin folds are warm and moist, they provide ideal conditions for Candida albicans (yeast), other fungi, or bacteria to take hold. This can cause infection and make symptoms worse.

    This article outlines the symptoms, diagnosis, and treatment of this uncomfortable rash, and how you can avoid making intertrigo worse.

    Intertrigo Symptoms
    Intertrigo is characterized by a rash that is intensely red, macerated (wet and soft), and glistening, with scaling on the edges. The rash extends just beyond where opposing skin folds overlap. The rash can itch, burn, and sting.”
    https://www.verywellhealth.com/intertrigo-yeast-infection-in-skin-folds-1069272

    …this made large people secondary exams quite offputting in some cases, and were an EXTRA incentive to not only glove up but be careful removing them and washing up good, as the essence can be…memorable. Not clinically significant or particularly infectious, but rather nasty.

    I would NOT want to be the cop handling that evidemce.

    WARNING: GROSS IMAGE BELOW

    https://www.aafp.org/content/dam/brand/aafp/pubs/afp/issues/2014/0401/p569-f3.jpg

    …and trust me, there is worse.

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  5. Wild Bill AT 5:55 PM
    “After reading through the comments I’m wondering how the gun still worked.”

    …It went off in a desperate cry for help in the only language it knows…

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  6. “the ones at the airport will pick up the screws in a broken leg.”

    I’ve got metal pins in my elbow and the airport scanners don’t pick those up. I always mention it to the agents before going through though, just in case!

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  7. Funny, even in gun friendly Texas professional sporting events are one of the listed places where it is prohibited to bring a firearm either licensed or constitutional carry. But it happens in Chicago, the home of strict gun laws. I am not sure, but this might possibly suggest that perhaps criminals do not obey laws.

    With a pacemaker I don’t have to go though airport scanners.

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