The Big Lead
Two women were wounded by gunfire during Friday night’s Oakland Athletics-Chicago White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field. The incident in the left field bleachers did not stop the game at all and made for a bizarre and confusing story over the weekend with many people speculating where the bullets may have come from. This morning it was looking more clear that whomever fired the gun must have been inside the stadium. More
All that lard has to be good for something..
FJB
Damn thumb-sized skin tag.
plenty of available skin on obiden “women” – playmates (if any) probably run a metal detector inspection before going into action
She must some powerful fat if a metal detector can’t penetrate it.
The Lizzo-carry is becoming quite popular these days…
I didn’t know Mike Obama was a baseball fan.
Well, it did come out of the “left field bleachers”.
AKA the Chicago Corpulent-Cunt Concealed Carry…
MY SISTER WORKS IN ER AS A PHYSICIAN ASST, SAID SHE’S FOUND SUCH THINGS AS OREOS AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES LOST UNDER THE BOOBS AND FOLDS THAT WERE LOST MONTHS AGO
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH
Bad Benito! Bad dog! 🤣
(that which is seen, even in the mind’s eye, cannot be unseen).
The video imbedded at the link purports to show the incident. All I noticed were some people suddenly headed for the exit and what looked like a large white lady waving back up the aisle for I imagine is an attempt to get an usher to call 911.
¡BENITO THE BOMBED BEANER! AT 4:28 PM
“MY SISTER WORKS IN ER AS A PHYSICIAN ASST, SAID SHE’S FOUND SUCH THINGS AS OREOS…”
…I call BS on this PARTICULAR item.
Ain’t NO Chunky Monkey gonna let an Oreo escape.
Once she spots it, she’s down for the kill, and will pursue it as relentlessly as a Terminator until it is internally incorporated into he mudflaps…
Hopeful darwin award winner?
…big gals DO present hygine problems tho, and those folds of flesh if insufficiently attended can canker up with sweat and dead flesh to develop this yellowish, yeasty stuff that is crusty and and flakey, with the skin kind of rashy. Its common enough to be a diagnosable “thing”, Intertrigo.
“Intertrigo is an inflammatory rash that occurs between skin folds as a result of friction, moisture, and lack of airflow.1 It occurs on areas such as the armpits, the groin, under the breasts, or within fat folds, where skin touches skin. The medical term for intertrigo is intertriginous dermatitis.
Because skin folds are warm and moist, they provide ideal conditions for Candida albicans (yeast), other fungi, or bacteria to take hold. This can cause infection and make symptoms worse.
This article outlines the symptoms, diagnosis, and treatment of this uncomfortable rash, and how you can avoid making intertrigo worse.
Intertrigo Symptoms
Intertrigo is characterized by a rash that is intensely red, macerated (wet and soft), and glistening, with scaling on the edges. The rash extends just beyond where opposing skin folds overlap. The rash can itch, burn, and sting.”
https://www.verywellhealth.com/intertrigo-yeast-infection-in-skin-folds-1069272
…this made large people secondary exams quite offputting in some cases, and were an EXTRA incentive to not only glove up but be careful removing them and washing up good, as the essence can be…memorable. Not clinically significant or particularly infectious, but rather nasty.
I would NOT want to be the cop handling that evidemce.
WARNING: GROSS IMAGE BELOW
https://www.aafp.org/content/dam/brand/aafp/pubs/afp/issues/2014/0401/p569-f3.jpg
…and trust me, there is worse.
^There’s a reason that SNS can’t sell his cookbooks…..
you tryin to say he’s fat??
Fat Bottom Girls make the World go round.
When she lays around the house, she laaayss around the house.
…but failing that, there’s always the Prison Purse …
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prison%20purse
After reading through the comments I’m wondering how the gun still worked.
Wild Bill AT 5:55 PM
“After reading through the comments I’m wondering how the gun still worked.”
…It went off in a desperate cry for help in the only language it knows…
At first glance, I thought the headline was
“Guy Snuck into Ballgame in Lady’s “Fat Folds”
Hard to belive. Don’t know what sort of crappy metal detectors they use, but the ones at the airport will pick up the screws in a broken leg.
“the ones at the airport will pick up the screws in a broken leg.”
I’ve got metal pins in my elbow and the airport scanners don’t pick those up. I always mention it to the agents before going through though, just in case!
fat-lives-matter
Funny, even in gun friendly Texas professional sporting events are one of the listed places where it is prohibited to bring a firearm either licensed or constitutional carry. But it happens in Chicago, the home of strict gun laws. I am not sure, but this might possibly suggest that perhaps criminals do not obey laws.
With a pacemaker I don’t have to go though airport scanners.
^^^^ Yes, but with a Peacemaker you would.
Imagine what she had up her…
How do they know it was fat folds and
not a case of SUIT (“somethin’ up in there”)?
“sensitive places” in TX, thnx to commie-lawyer nword-mofos in the state ass-embly
https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2023/08/31/cnn-mass-shooting-n74355
.continuously-negro-news 2 the rescue
This:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.a7e48bfb273419d946149495d151def5?rik=0403mg3lsnTMxg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcommunity.fortunecity.ws%2fbally%2fdurrus%2f4%2fdoggy.gif&ehk=oWRKpDpW%2bgdY9LYM9FV%2bmkhKBAgjRmfjzrnwnK2GXSc%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
sweat-hog lives matter