Saying something stupid will last for awhile, DOING something stupid lasts a little longer.
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It occurs to me, that Star Fish asshole has a real good time reading his weird shit here. No one else likes it, but hey what the hell. I bet that same asshole farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles. Getting really aged dude.
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@Brad
“Bites at the bubbles” That’s a seriously dry sense of humour!
James Bond Martini Dry.
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that starfish asshole got real old over a yr ago. I just scroll on by.
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The idiot didn’t even have the writing in a straight line, not that it matters. And starfish, what would it take for him to not show up anymore. What a repulsive shtick he is playing!
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I think it started out in a straight line, but it’s been punched into crookedness.
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Come on peoples. It’s laser straight. His head fucked up. And more than one axis.
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“Turn that frown upside down.”
Why do tattoo artists agree to do such evil?
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“No Regerts”
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Belt Sander!
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Not all life choices have equal weight. Ones like this outweigh pretty much all the good ones he may have made.
I’m sure he picked that because “I’m a dumb-ass. Don’t trust me with anything you value” was too long.
Uncle Al’s link has some doozies in it. Things you do when you want attention but got nothing else to bring to the party?
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I learned on Daddy’s knee to not get tattoos.
He had one on his forearm, Ada, it wasn’t my mothers name, he didn’t want to talk about it.
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Could be worse.
Could be sixes, three of them.
…guess we’ll all be finding out soon enough….
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Never get a tattoo where a Judge can see it
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I gotta different idea…
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I’d like to be there when the guy appears in front of the judge and the bailiff says “Remove your cap in court, sir.”
Do you think the judge might decide to take that personally?
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My Pop was a WWII veteran and had no tats, BUT he had old friends that we met that did indeed have them. My experience was seeing what was possibly beautiful artwork on 20 year old flesh some 40 years later…… I have no tats.
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I dunno if the Judge would take it personally, but whut he should say upon seeing it is
Congratulations! “Fuck You” on a shaved dickhead is about as genuine as it gets with any piece of shit who has ever been in my court!
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So that’s what happened to Vince from “Mike and Molly” !
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Irony Curtain
MAY 20, 2021 AT 9:35 PM
“OK, so maybe not a front office kind of guy.”
…depends on your office. He’d be a fine receptionist for Nancy Pelosi, tells you what to expect from her right away so you don’t waste your time…
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That’s the stupidest way to get laid I’ve ever seen. is he bisexual or something else? Men,women and kids can see that!
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There’s lots of those “*uck You” men running around. One such guy here had groupie women come into the court room to give him moral support. His *uck You was done up in Gothic style lettering. The judge wasn’t impressed and gave him a nice sentencing.
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That’s what’s called “A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling”.
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Pro tip: if you plan on a life of crime, don’t get distinctive permanent marks you can’t cover up on your face.
OK, so maybe not a front office kind of guy.
My Petey B says his head is similarly shaped like my unbleached elastic starfish!
…and he got it when he was around 28 years old. I think it’s safe to say alcohol was involved.
TSG tagged this story with “forehead tattoo” and I just had to look for other inked idiots. This one stood out. Must be seen to be believed!
But not as baby smooth.
Same back at you, asshole, only I’m smart enough not to tat it to my forehead. Dumbass.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tats: A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
…that’s OK, we had a real jenius in Cincinnati before, too…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/genius-busted-assaulting-pregnant-woman
Wonder if he knows Buttfucker3000?
Saying something stupid will last for awhile, DOING something stupid lasts a little longer.
It occurs to me, that Star Fish asshole has a real good time reading his weird shit here. No one else likes it, but hey what the hell. I bet that same asshole farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles. Getting really aged dude.
@Brad
“Bites at the bubbles” That’s a seriously dry sense of humour!
James Bond Martini Dry.
that starfish asshole got real old over a yr ago. I just scroll on by.
The idiot didn’t even have the writing in a straight line, not that it matters. And starfish, what would it take for him to not show up anymore. What a repulsive shtick he is playing!
I think it started out in a straight line, but it’s been punched into crookedness.
Come on peoples. It’s laser straight. His head fucked up. And more than one axis.
“Turn that frown upside down.”
Why do tattoo artists agree to do such evil?
“No Regerts”
Belt Sander!
Not all life choices have equal weight. Ones like this outweigh pretty much all the good ones he may have made.
I’m sure he picked that because “I’m a dumb-ass. Don’t trust me with anything you value” was too long.
Uncle Al’s link has some doozies in it. Things you do when you want attention but got nothing else to bring to the party?
I learned on Daddy’s knee to not get tattoos.
He had one on his forearm, Ada, it wasn’t my mothers name, he didn’t want to talk about it.
Could be worse.
Could be sixes, three of them.
…guess we’ll all be finding out soon enough….
Never get a tattoo where a Judge can see it
I gotta different idea…
I’d like to be there when the guy appears in front of the judge and the bailiff says “Remove your cap in court, sir.”
Do you think the judge might decide to take that personally?
My Pop was a WWII veteran and had no tats, BUT he had old friends that we met that did indeed have them. My experience was seeing what was possibly beautiful artwork on 20 year old flesh some 40 years later…… I have no tats.
I dunno if the Judge would take it personally, but whut he should say upon seeing it is
Congratulations! “Fuck You” on a shaved dickhead is about as genuine as it gets with any piece of shit who has ever been in my court!
So that’s what happened to Vince from “Mike and Molly” !
Irony Curtain
MAY 20, 2021 AT 9:35 PM
“OK, so maybe not a front office kind of guy.”
…depends on your office. He’d be a fine receptionist for Nancy Pelosi, tells you what to expect from her right away so you don’t waste your time…
That’s the stupidest way to get laid I’ve ever seen. is he bisexual or something else? Men,women and kids can see that!
There’s lots of those “*uck You” men running around. One such guy here had groupie women come into the court room to give him moral support. His *uck You was done up in Gothic style lettering. The judge wasn’t impressed and gave him a nice sentencing.
That’s what’s called “A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling”.
Pro tip: if you plan on a life of crime, don’t get distinctive permanent marks you can’t cover up on your face.
That’s what I look like to mind readers.