Guy Pumps Gas Into Boat – Uses The Fishing Pole Hole

23 Comments on Guy Pumps Gas Into Boat – Uses The Fishing Pole Hole

1. I could only imagine what he would do if he need to use the head…without asking where it was.

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2. Maybe he doesn’t know a head is. Navy guys will get it. Do small boats have a poop deck?

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3. on another note: one of the best times you can have is you & your buddies get a case of beer, some lawn chairs & sit near (not too near!) the boat ramp early in the season.

   watch the hilarity ensue when all the ‘boaters’ that have been using their boats for yard art all year attempt to relearn a skill they haven’t used since last season or longer.

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4. Was this at the Stevie Wonder Yacht Club?

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5. gASSHOLE! DUMBASS!

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6. Is he going to get the bill for hazmat or do taxpayers pick that up? Drag the boat down the road and throw a match in it. done. Shouldn’t be trusted with a boat anyhow.

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7. It’s amazing how long a ford suv will float with a trailor hooked to it’s ass.

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8. I would have thought the smell after pumping the first gallon woulda been a solid tip-off that something wuz wrong… let alone 30 gallons!!!
   He’s gotta be a democRAT!

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9. Some people just can not hold their liquor nor their common sense…..assuming they have either.

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10. Damn near Darwin Award territory.

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11. Might have clicked the nozzle on and went to grab a smoke?

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12. Hey, accidents happen!!

13. I’m not even going to ask what his wife says about his aim.

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14. ^^^ “In case of attack, hide under the toilet. It hasn’t been hit yet!”

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15. He needs to get together with the bimbo trying to put gasoline in a Tesla!

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16. Boat= break out another thousand.

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17. My first boat on a trailer I spent all day backing it in one parking space after another in the local church parking lot.

    I did that instead of going fishing that day and put in a solid six hours just backing that trailer into one space after another. I can put a trailer in any space today. I also have no patience for any asshole who shows up at a boat launch who cannot back a trailer in.

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18. TRF, that was one of my moms favorite sayings. Of course she had my dad and 4 boys to train to hit the toilet so we heard that a lot growing up. We got better as we grew older, we weren’t perfect but we learned so my wife wouldn’t get on my case too often and if I did it was my job to clean it up.

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19. My brother actually did that once; pumped gas into the rodholder on the gunwale. He was drunk. Dumbass. The rodholder bottom emptied straight into the bilge. He said what do we do? We were young so I said fuck it and turned on the bilge pump. When it ran dry I took a five gallon bucket of seawater and dumped two buckets worth into the bilge, rocked the boat good to slosh it around and pumped that out too. We were good to go

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20. I just zoomed in on the pics up top. Looks like the schmuck also wasn’t using non-ethanol gas. Cheap fuck was pulled up to the Gummint Devil Fuel Pump

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21. I worked with an Afro-American gentleman who was told to fill a huge switching locomotive with diesel. He pumped about 400 gallons into the sand box before he noticed the diesel fuel running onto the ground. Large locomotives use sand to drizzle onto the tracks ahead of the wheels for better traction. He was one of the stupidest people I’ve ever known and a compulsive liar. The company sheltered him because he was their affirmative action bonus baby.

22. any one else surprised he wasn’t smoking while he filled up?

23. This is why I don’t own a boat.