Where I live, it would have been booby trapped with a bear trap.
Dumb Fuck…should have received some lead implants too.
well, … it was nice that he didn’t walk across the lawn & only crossed the lawn when necessary ……
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
how’s your shriveled scrotum now Pajama Boy?
… curl up w/ a nice cup of Chai … whatever the fuck that is …
The shorts were a dead giveaway, children wear shorts. Grownups don’t.
I think it’s a girl
Joe ruminated, “The shorts were a dead giveaway, children wear shorts. Grownups don’t.”
Wha? What planet are you living on?
sigh
“Electrocuted” means he died. He was only shocked.
Disappointed. 🙁
The shorts were a dead giveaway, children wear shorts. Grownups don’t.
WAY too hot in Texas to adhere to such nonsense. I’ll laugh a little at that.
Molon Labe- Chai is a tasty little mixture of tea and cream and sugar and spices like nutmeg cloves and cinnamon. My 11 year old daughter enjoys it because she’s not ready for the awesome and invigorating power of the Cafe Bustelo espresso that we brew by the pot.
So yes, this prancing fairy enjoys what 11 year old little girls drink.
Joe, you must have toothpick legs. Only guys with toothpick legs say bad things about those of us who wear shorts. (-:
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I grabbed ahold of an electric fence on my Grandfathers farm. My younger brother was also with me and I grabbed ahold of him and the electricity went thru me into my brother since I was acting as the ground. We were both yelling very loudly for my Uncle to turn off the electric fence. The adults thought it was funny, we didn’t and I’ve never touched an electric fence since then, lesson learned the hard way.
One of my shop teachers in Junior High about 1965 or so threw a charged capacitor at a kid who wasn’t paying attention, boy did that ever pack a good jolt and made him pay attention real fast. Those little babies sting, nowadays he’d be in deep doo doo.
Although I definitely appreciated the outcome in this case, it’s best to talk to your lawyer about the applicable laws in your state before setting up any type of booby-trap on your property.
You just might be surprised at what you find out.
🙂
Sometimes I think I went to Marquis de Sade Junior High back in the day when they did crap like that.
Vietvet, I had locked up equipment disappearing one year and asked one of my lawyer customers about the subject of booby-trapping the equipment with 110 volt straight from the outlet.
Told me I would be in deep doo doo if I did. If it can kill you – you’re going to be behind bars for it.
Rigging it so red dye was sprayed on him was perfectly fine, he said.
A yard light that came on from motion detection did the trick, though. I found a ring of keys for about 50 kinds of padlocks in my yard the next day.
We treat our signs 2 ways – Deer in Estrus spray or a coating of vaseline followed by a powdering with Thai hot peppers (home grown!). Our county Sheriff has no problems with that. He passed the information on to his brother who was having signs stolen.
Now that was funny!
Did anybody else notice the lack of signs on cars and houses this election cycle? I think the progs because they really don’t like Hillary and the right because they don’t want to be beaten, stolen from and have damaged property.
T, I gave up on using signage as a barometer long ago. And after the last election cycle, which had Romney supporters laughing at Obama’s smaller “more intimate” crowds and the DNC downsizing their convention venue, I am now skeptical about crowd size as a metric. Though I would love to be proven joyously wrong.
I drove over a Hillary sign on my mountain bike the other day.
Felt good. 🙂
Just got back from a trip to Michigan from Minnesota. Was very pleased at how many US flags were flying on houses. Also started to notice Trump signs. Went about 4 days before I saw ONE Hillary sign!
Drove thru UP down coast of Lake MI to area my family lives (where I’m looking to re-locate). On the way back to MN, went up coast of Lake Huron and same thing – Trump signs. This time I saw only two Hillary signs.
Made me smile.
A sign of the times.
It was probably an animal control electric fence. Many years ago I had a friend who had one inside his fence to keep his dogs from charging the fence since he lived next door to a liquor store. On more than one occasion kids would be parked back there drinking and sure a shit someone would have to take a leak and hit the wire through the cracks in the wooden fence. That would usually result in a visit to the ER.
Had to laugh about grown-ups not wearing shorts.
I haven’t worn a pair of long pants since early May. My job doesn’t require it, and I spend a lot of time outdoors. I’m 70. You don’t get much more grown up than that.
Laughed at my dad in shorts, looked like two strands of spaghetti sticking to the bottom of a upside down pot.
Wear shorts all summer, retired and fuck long pants in 100 degree heat. Nope, don’t have my dad’s spaghetti legs, thankfully.
I had goats once, as soon as they learned the shock didn’t kill them, the fence didn’t mean shit. They would stick their head under the bottom wire and pull when it was hooked under their horns.
Gave them to some Mexicans.
They brought me the best stewed cabrito I ever had.
T – here in my redneck of the woods I see a lot of Trump stickers on vehicles and signs in yards. Absolutely no Clinton shit.
Nobody has fucked with my truck despite the Trump sticker on the back window, along with an America-shaped “FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL” sticker.
I wonder what Joule rating the owner used?
Looked fairly significant.
Perp’s lawyer phone call in 3..2..
Where I live, you wouldn’t know there was a Presidential election going on. Saw one “Bernie” bumper sticker when I was out walking the other day, but it was there six months ago, too. I think people are too afraid of vandalism from the crazies on either side. Why make yourself a target?
I’m still waiting for someone to show up with a Hillary sticker on their car in the grocery store parking lot. I’ve got a note to put on their windshield that says:
“I just thought you should know that some asshole put a ‘Hillary for President’ bumper sticker on the back of your car, because I know you wouldn’t want to drive around all day with people thinking you were a f*cking idiot.”
😛
“I just thought you should know that some asshole put a ‘Hillary for President’ bumper sticker on the back of your car, because I know you wouldn’t want to drive around all day with people thinking you were a f*cking idiot.”
Wish I had that printed up months ago. I love helping the public.
I saw my first Hillary sticker on a truck ahead of me in traffic today. When I got closer to it at a stoplight, it was a “Hillary for Prison” sticker. 😀
Joe,
I’m 70 and wear shorts almost every day. I run and exercise at levels beyond people half my age.
Better…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ey4MVSpqhw .
Where I live, it would have been booby trapped with a bear trap.
Dumb Fuck…should have received some lead implants too.
well, … it was nice that he didn’t walk across the lawn & only crossed the lawn when necessary ……
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
how’s your shriveled scrotum now Pajama Boy?
… curl up w/ a nice cup of Chai … whatever the fuck that is …
The shorts were a dead giveaway, children wear shorts. Grownups don’t.
I think it’s a girl
Joe ruminated, “The shorts were a dead giveaway, children wear shorts. Grownups don’t.”
Wha? What planet are you living on?
sigh
“Electrocuted” means he died. He was only shocked.
Disappointed. 🙁
WAY too hot in Texas to adhere to such nonsense. I’ll laugh a little at that.
Molon Labe- Chai is a tasty little mixture of tea and cream and sugar and spices like nutmeg cloves and cinnamon. My 11 year old daughter enjoys it because she’s not ready for the awesome and invigorating power of the Cafe Bustelo espresso that we brew by the pot.
So yes, this prancing fairy enjoys what 11 year old little girls drink.
Joe, you must have toothpick legs. Only guys with toothpick legs say bad things about those of us who wear shorts. (-:
When I was about 7 or 8 years old I grabbed ahold of an electric fence on my Grandfathers farm. My younger brother was also with me and I grabbed ahold of him and the electricity went thru me into my brother since I was acting as the ground. We were both yelling very loudly for my Uncle to turn off the electric fence. The adults thought it was funny, we didn’t and I’ve never touched an electric fence since then, lesson learned the hard way.
One of my shop teachers in Junior High about 1965 or so threw a charged capacitor at a kid who wasn’t paying attention, boy did that ever pack a good jolt and made him pay attention real fast. Those little babies sting, nowadays he’d be in deep doo doo.
Although I definitely appreciated the outcome in this case, it’s best to talk to your lawyer about the applicable laws in your state before setting up any type of booby-trap on your property.
You just might be surprised at what you find out.
🙂
Sometimes I think I went to Marquis de Sade Junior High back in the day when they did crap like that.
Vietvet, I had locked up equipment disappearing one year and asked one of my lawyer customers about the subject of booby-trapping the equipment with 110 volt straight from the outlet.
Told me I would be in deep doo doo if I did. If it can kill you – you’re going to be behind bars for it.
Rigging it so red dye was sprayed on him was perfectly fine, he said.
A yard light that came on from motion detection did the trick, though. I found a ring of keys for about 50 kinds of padlocks in my yard the next day.
We treat our signs 2 ways – Deer in Estrus spray or a coating of vaseline followed by a powdering with Thai hot peppers (home grown!). Our county Sheriff has no problems with that. He passed the information on to his brother who was having signs stolen.
Now that was funny!
Did anybody else notice the lack of signs on cars and houses this election cycle? I think the progs because they really don’t like Hillary and the right because they don’t want to be beaten, stolen from and have damaged property.
T, I gave up on using signage as a barometer long ago. And after the last election cycle, which had Romney supporters laughing at Obama’s smaller “more intimate” crowds and the DNC downsizing their convention venue, I am now skeptical about crowd size as a metric. Though I would love to be proven joyously wrong.
I drove over a Hillary sign on my mountain bike the other day.
Felt good. 🙂
Just got back from a trip to Michigan from Minnesota. Was very pleased at how many US flags were flying on houses. Also started to notice Trump signs. Went about 4 days before I saw ONE Hillary sign!
Drove thru UP down coast of Lake MI to area my family lives (where I’m looking to re-locate). On the way back to MN, went up coast of Lake Huron and same thing – Trump signs. This time I saw only two Hillary signs.
Made me smile.
A sign of the times.
It was probably an animal control electric fence. Many years ago I had a friend who had one inside his fence to keep his dogs from charging the fence since he lived next door to a liquor store. On more than one occasion kids would be parked back there drinking and sure a shit someone would have to take a leak and hit the wire through the cracks in the wooden fence. That would usually result in a visit to the ER.
Had to laugh about grown-ups not wearing shorts.
I haven’t worn a pair of long pants since early May. My job doesn’t require it, and I spend a lot of time outdoors. I’m 70. You don’t get much more grown up than that.
Laughed at my dad in shorts, looked like two strands of spaghetti sticking to the bottom of a upside down pot.
Wear shorts all summer, retired and fuck long pants in 100 degree heat. Nope, don’t have my dad’s spaghetti legs, thankfully.
I had goats once, as soon as they learned the shock didn’t kill them, the fence didn’t mean shit. They would stick their head under the bottom wire and pull when it was hooked under their horns.
Gave them to some Mexicans.
They brought me the best stewed cabrito I ever had.
T – here in my redneck of the woods I see a lot of Trump stickers on vehicles and signs in yards. Absolutely no Clinton shit.
Nobody has fucked with my truck despite the Trump sticker on the back window, along with an America-shaped “FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL” sticker.
I wonder what Joule rating the owner used?
Looked fairly significant.
Perp’s lawyer phone call in 3..2..
Where I live, you wouldn’t know there was a Presidential election going on. Saw one “Bernie” bumper sticker when I was out walking the other day, but it was there six months ago, too. I think people are too afraid of vandalism from the crazies on either side. Why make yourself a target?
I’m still waiting for someone to show up with a Hillary sticker on their car in the grocery store parking lot. I’ve got a note to put on their windshield that says:
“I just thought you should know that some asshole put a ‘Hillary for President’ bumper sticker on the back of your car, because I know you wouldn’t want to drive around all day with people thinking you were a f*cking idiot.”
😛
Wish I had that printed up months ago. I love helping the public.
I saw my first Hillary sticker on a truck ahead of me in traffic today. When I got closer to it at a stoplight, it was a “Hillary for Prison” sticker. 😀
Joe,
I’m 70 and wear shorts almost every day. I run and exercise at levels beyond people half my age.
On the video 👍🏻😀😀😀⚡️⚡️⚡️