A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. pic.twitter.com/zBqf4wWVQi
— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
— Johan Javier (@Johan22) April 9, 2019
“I’m a little nervous” “No worries, just step over to the Ejaculatron 3000” “Oh yes, that’s much less awkward, thanks!”
Wow!!! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/X5fOxOeA83
— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
ht/ fdr in hell
Not exactly *my* idea of a sexbot…
but, then again, I’m not Chinese.
Me love you long time!
What’s it called, ‘the barack hole?’
China, of all places, needs sperm donors?
I’ll wait for the portable model. I need time to train my Norwegian sexbot how to properly operate it. Happy days are here again.
What? No Reverse Cowgirl?
Worst job in the world: Spermatron cleaner.
Made in China. What could go wrong? Give it a year and it will be renamed the ASRM. Automatic sex reassignment machine.
“Stormy Daniels Replaced By Machine”
Design Fail. You can’t set your beer on top.
Ahh, excuse me! Is that for gay men? Maybe there is a Dirty Sanchez feature….
Glory hole? Who is on the other side? Barry is that you?
Do they have portable unit? I’m asking for a friend
Does it hum? 😀
The Swallwell 5000 needs to be rewired to get the RPMs up. I ain’t got all day.
“Tell me I’m special Dave.”
Uh huh. A country that regulates the number of children it’s citizens can have needs more sperm. Riiiggghht.
Seems like they liked Howard’s robotic arm idea from the Big Bang Theory.
Sorry Doc, I’m old School…You’re going to need to put some Hair
around it.
(And not a Man Bun!!!!!)
I’ll just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/ONhA915mkSI
Hey, Mom – I know what I want for Christmas!
“Open the pod bay doors HAL”.
“I’m sorry I can’t do that Dave”
“Well there’s five grand thrown away”
It’s a Space Odyssey with a FREEKIN’ headache
MSG Grumpy
Sum Ting Wong!
The ‘Me so Horny’ machine!
“Men” today wouldn’t know what to do with it. They’d be looking to plug their iPhones into it.
A friend told me you can get one with a face and tits at The Lions Den for a faction of the cost.
Actually China has a population problem
because of long term 1 child policy.
The screen is for porn no ?
Why not put a silly-con mold of Stormy’s
lips on the dam thing instead of a pig snout ?
EJACLATRON 9000
No thanks. My right hand would get jealous.
Does it come with a can of WD-40?
Eleanor does.
Whatever you do, just make sure it isn’t set on “11” when you hit the “go” button.
And cumming soon…the musical version!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw
Can it cook, listen to your boring stories, and bring you a beer? 🙂
They don’t have enough sperm in China?
It runs on nuclear energy. Each one has a tiny nuclear reactor built into it. Meltdowns are possible.
@cheryl April 10, 2019 at 11:29 am
> Can it cook, listen to your boring stories, and bring you a beer?
It’s a simple machine. Not a tranny.
Take two of them to a carnival, tie them to kim foxx’s ass, and for a buck takers can try and get it the right opening to win a stuffed animal.
I never had problems masturbating in a hospital setting.
China’s problem is there are far more men than women. The one child policy made mothers abort or kill their female babies because it’s a patriarchal society – things like inheritance and status are tied to male children. Several generations of that means there ain’t no joy in Mudville – when Casey swings his bat there’s no catcher and he always strikes out, hence the vac-u-suck 2000.
There’ll be a half dozen of these lined up in every men’s room coin-operated. The income will be huge, so to speak, and so will the outgo. The cleaners better wear hazmat gear.