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Probably slaps fat Hippo ass all the time. This time though, he left the hood to do it
You’ll find this guy illegally using a handicap parking spot.
He thought Mike O liked a little tap on the ass.
Damn. I was rooting for the hippo to snap him in half like that Taiwanese dude earlier this week.
It was Sir Mix-a-lot .
Hey…he likes big butts and he cannot lie. That will be his defense strategy.
Harmless prank
Are we sure the hippo isn’t into SM?|
Thought it was his woman?
All I see is a little animal interaction. It’s only common in the wild.
Maybe the guy had just watched Fantasia and thought if he slapped the hippo on its ass he could he could get the hippo to dance with him in a tutu and all. Or maybe the guy is just a moron. He’s just lucky that the hippo didn’t chomp his sorry black ass off.
Once the judge learns it was a WHITE rhino he assaulted, he will be released.
“You’ll find this guy illegally using a handicap parking spot.”
No, that’s his momma’s scam. She also got him and his five half-brothers into the zoo with Child Admission Tickets.
Well if they have the IQ of a retarded child they might as well get a discount. But even normal children know better than to jump into a caged pen with a hippo or any other kind of wild animal.
It could have been worse . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk
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You should see him in the Petting Zoo….
The hippo is now part of the #MeToo movement.
Damn! I thought it was an escapee from the chimp exhibit!
Cheetah from the old Tarzan movies was smarter than this moron. This story also reminds me of one of my oldest daughters favorite stories from The Book o Virtues by Bill Bennett, Jim by Hilaire Belloc (pgs. 33-35) a cautionary tale of a boy who ran away from his nurse at the zoo and was eaten by a lion. “In which we discover the kind of gruesome end that comes to children who dart away from their mothers into streets, run away from their fathers at crowded ball parks, dash screaming down grocery store aisles, and who in general can not bring themselves to hold on to the hand they are told to hold.”
All zoos are petting zoos if you’re not a pussy.
He just couldn’t resist touching a badonkadonk.
His greatest achievement of his life.
Just another “customers of Walmart” video…
I bet Peter Strozk can smell them from his mansion.
There is a hip hop club or disco or whatever they call it about a mile from the house. I am out and about at two in the morning when it lets out and to see them paired off and headed home, evidence suggests that it is pretty hard for black guys to keep their hands off, they likes them some hippos and hippos seem to appreciate the interest
Tommy Johnson – big fat mama blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXFSHDrt5rI
Sometimes at the zoo people behaving inappropriately receive instant feedback.
Just before I returned to the mainland from Hawaii in 1978 a tiger at the Honolulu Zoo had just given birth to some cubs. Some duffus climbed over the safety fence, grabbed the fence for the tiger enclosure and gave it a violent shake. Momma tiger removed his fingertips faster than he could let go of the fence.
Hey, he thought it was a black hooker. Easy mistake
It’s bad enough that the poor Hippo is in a zoo, slapping it is just cruel and childish. I hope somebody decks that guy.
The hippo’s name is Rosie (snort!) and she’s only four, so he molested a minor. 😉