Guy Slaps Hippo on Butt at the LA Zoo – There is a Manhunt For Him – IOTW Report

Guy Slaps Hippo on Butt at the LA Zoo – There is a Manhunt For Him

 

He’s in a bit of trouble.

29 Comments on Guy Slaps Hippo on Butt at the LA Zoo – There is a Manhunt For Him

  1. Maybe the guy had just watched Fantasia and thought if he slapped the hippo on its ass he could he could get the hippo to dance with him in a tutu and all. Or maybe the guy is just a moron. He’s just lucky that the hippo didn’t chomp his sorry black ass off.

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  2. “You’ll find this guy illegally using a handicap parking spot.”

    No, that’s his momma’s scam. She also got him and his five half-brothers into the zoo with Child Admission Tickets.

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  3. Cheetah from the old Tarzan movies was smarter than this moron. This story also reminds me of one of my oldest daughters favorite stories from The Book o Virtues by Bill Bennett, Jim by Hilaire Belloc (pgs. 33-35) a cautionary tale of a boy who ran away from his nurse at the zoo and was eaten by a lion. “In which we discover the kind of gruesome end that comes to children who dart away from their mothers into streets, run away from their fathers at crowded ball parks, dash screaming down grocery store aisles, and who in general can not bring themselves to hold on to the hand they are told to hold.”

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  4. There is a hip hop club or disco or whatever they call it about a mile from the house. I am out and about at two in the morning when it lets out and to see them paired off and headed home, evidence suggests that it is pretty hard for black guys to keep their hands off, they likes them some hippos and hippos seem to appreciate the interest

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  5. Sometimes at the zoo people behaving inappropriately receive instant feedback.

    Just before I returned to the mainland from Hawaii in 1978 a tiger at the Honolulu Zoo had just given birth to some cubs. Some duffus climbed over the safety fence, grabbed the fence for the tiger enclosure and gave it a violent shake. Momma tiger removed his fingertips faster than he could let go of the fence.

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