29 Comments on Guy Stage Dives, Everyone Moves Away
What? They are sick as hell for moving? He is sick as hell to think someone is going to risk themselves by trying to give him a soft landing! What the hell is he thinking?
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition – or the Flying Wallendas either.
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What an idiot! I always moved away from stage diving morons. I didn’t want a broken nose or worse. Enjoy that concrete landing, dipshit.
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At least it landed him a spot on the internet’s greatest website!
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“You WILL believe a man can fly!”
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Mr Obvious sez: Get out Occam’s rubber spatula for that one!
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Maybe he identified as an eagle and thought he could soar.
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… available only at Spatula City®
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One of my favorite Rush parody commercials, that and the Barnacle Bros. commercial.
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Occam’s rubber spatula…
Bwahahaha.
Thanks. You made my morning.
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…what he was hoping for vs. what actually happened…
…at least he fully committed to the bit, literally diving in head first. If you’re gonna go, go big, that’s a level of commitment his generation seems to be short on so props for THAT, I guess, turn the stupid up to 11 and become a Youtube star so you can watch the injury that paralyzed you from your hospital bed over…and over…and over…
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N.B. to Gen Z – Don’t do trust falls with untrustworthy people.
Just sayin’…
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F4UCorsair AT 2:50 AM
“Maybe he identified as an eagle and thought he could soar.”
I’m convinced some people on this planet want to get off it, at the amusement of others (that’d be us). Youtube is full of videos of stupid, and we watch and laugh at stupid. All kinds of stupid. Remember the black woman who put Gorilla glue on her hair? I just thought of it and I laughed again. There’s so much stupid right now – insanity is more like it.
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From our vantage point the audience was giving a clear warning, in a friendly tone. FAFO.
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As someone said near the beginning: “That’s too high.” Aren’t stage dives done from about head level? That looked a good height. And don’t they normally just go fast enough to clear the stage? He got a good head of steam going. People would have been hurt if they tried to catch him. He sure landed far out in the crowd. Did they move or did they not expect him to land in the next county?
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Looked like a head-first landing too. I hope he doesn’t reproduce; we are already over-capacity of stupid.
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Lacked style in flight but the landing looked solid.
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Do stupid sh*t, win stupid prizes
Must have taken flying lessons from Tom Petty of the FOO FIGHTERS!
I’ll bet his parents are so proud their son went viral!
They all had their phones out. He wanted to be on the internet and now he is.
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Darwin award nominee.
Cement Head meets pavement, both of which probably cracked open on impact.
What? They are sick as hell for moving? He is sick as hell to think someone is going to risk themselves by trying to give him a soft landing! What the hell is he thinking?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition – or the Flying Wallendas either.
What an idiot! I always moved away from stage diving morons. I didn’t want a broken nose or worse. Enjoy that concrete landing, dipshit.
At least it landed him a spot on the internet’s greatest website!
“You WILL believe a man can fly!”
Stupid is as stupid does.
Mr Obvious sez: Get out Occam’s rubber spatula for that one!
Maybe he identified as an eagle and thought he could soar.
… available only at Spatula City®
One of my favorite Rush parody commercials, that and the Barnacle Bros. commercial.
Occam’s rubber spatula…
Bwahahaha.
Thanks. You made my morning.
…what he was hoping for vs. what actually happened…
https://youtu.be/TPrWiulMtQM?t=20
White guy expecting PoC to catch him?
– Narf
…at least he fully committed to the bit, literally diving in head first. If you’re gonna go, go big, that’s a level of commitment his generation seems to be short on so props for THAT, I guess, turn the stupid up to 11 and become a Youtube star so you can watch the injury that paralyzed you from your hospital bed over…and over…and over…
N.B. to Gen Z – Don’t do trust falls with untrustworthy people.
Just sayin’…
F4UCorsair AT 2:50 AM
“Maybe he identified as an eagle and thought he could soar.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAaG6CYVV0U
another registered democrap
Darwin Award tryouts?
Ouch.
I’m convinced some people on this planet want to get off it, at the amusement of others (that’d be us). Youtube is full of videos of stupid, and we watch and laugh at stupid. All kinds of stupid. Remember the black woman who put Gorilla glue on her hair? I just thought of it and I laughed again. There’s so much stupid right now – insanity is more like it.
From our vantage point the audience was giving a clear warning, in a friendly tone. FAFO.
As someone said near the beginning: “That’s too high.” Aren’t stage dives done from about head level? That looked a good height. And don’t they normally just go fast enough to clear the stage? He got a good head of steam going. People would have been hurt if they tried to catch him. He sure landed far out in the crowd. Did they move or did they not expect him to land in the next county?
Looked like a head-first landing too. I hope he doesn’t reproduce; we are already over-capacity of stupid.
Lacked style in flight but the landing looked solid.
Do stupid sh*t, win stupid prizes
Must have taken flying lessons from Tom Petty of the FOO FIGHTERS!
I’ll bet his parents are so proud their son went viral!
They all had their phones out. He wanted to be on the internet and now he is.
Darwin award nominee.
Cement Head meets pavement, both of which probably cracked open on impact.