An iPhone user is suing Apple after claiming an app on his phone turned him gay.
The plaintiff, identified only as D Razumilov, argues he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after getting involved in a cryptocurrency app.
He is seeking one million rubles (£12,459) in damages, the Moscow Times reported.
In a complaint published on Wednesday, Razumilov says he received 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017.
The unknown sender of the coins reportedly wrote a message in English for Razumilov which he interpreted as “don’t judge without trying”.
Razumilov said in his complaint: “I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?”
And so, because of this message, he said he began having same-sex relationships.
“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” the complaint continues.
Razumilov explained: “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents.”
ht/ cynic
I guess we can be grateful he didn’t receive 69 coins from MurderCoins with that same message.
He must have bought the Queer I-Phone.
I ALMOST sent you this link BigFurHat but I didn’t want to make you gay.
Is it a coincidence that the apple was the downfall of man in the Garden and now we have a twenty first century apple ruining man yet again……just say’in.
This guy should be in congress.
He has a valid point.
69 GayCoins – that’s some kind of disgusting coincidence.
Now, back to the news.
**Breaking**
House Of Representatives closes due to queer toxic brain stink. No coverage at 11.
If a few coins makes you a queer it sounds more like you’re a gay prostitute.
Is He really Gay
Or is He just Phoning it in….
He said it only hurt to answer it
the first twenty times.
I’m not gay, but the guys I pay to have sex with all have iPhones.
I sent this to my nephews yesterday: You can’t say you weren’t warned. Better start listening to your Uncle Dan and get yourself a flip phone before it’s too late.
Whaddaya bet they pay up? HA!
“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” the complaint continues.
Just like those ads for old fogies: “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Apple should reply that it’s his choice to set the phone on ‘vibrate’.
…. from murder coins…… Bwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. erp!
“The first stage in the corruption of morals is the banishment of truth …”
Michel de Montaigne
I had an Apple for maybe a year, in the 90s. I knew there was a reason to get rid of it…
NTTAWWT
Apple can’t pay because the left says you’re born that way.
Being woke is complicated.
He kept putting the iPhone up his butt and calling it?
LCD; In 12 years of owning Apple computers I’ve had only one serious problem. On the other hand every Windows computer I had had multiple problems.
Tim Cook subliminal messages built in.
iFones make you gay.
Why not get in on the fake news?
But seriously.
Dammit now there’s a friggin A after LBGTQXYZA….
Gives a new meaning to butt dialing, eh?
Welcome to the no one has any personal responsibility society. I guess Apple could send him to a gay conversion therapy but the libs have gotten all those outlawed.
He should have stuck with the shake function.
If you bought apple you were already gay.
And you swallowed their bullshit for money.
Pffft… everyone KNOWS, you hafta to BE gay first, in order to BUY Apple products!
I mean, “D’OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” 😳