Hmmmmm. What would be the name of this candle?
And, where was this story? You guessed it- Business Insider (sound it out, people.)
- According to the Goop website, the candle has notes of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar, and should put a vibe of “fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth” into the minds of those who smell it.
- Known for its vagina-themed antics like vaginal jade eggs doctors strongly recommend against, the company has received criticism in the past for making false health claims about its products and spreading general medical misinformation.
- Thankfully, the “This Smells Like My Vagina” doesn’t have any direct negative health consequences, but critics say it doesn’t smell anything like a real vagina.
ht/ jerry manderin
Thanks but no thanks.
Sickest thing I’ve read in awhile because it’s apparently not a joke. Only a whore who loves being a whore would even THINK of this.
Keep it in your poison kit next to the Ipecac.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Next, Paltrow will introduce a fragrance that is reminiscent of the olfactory sensation after a party at Bill Clinton’s. It’s called “Group Goop.”
If she does good with this I might make a candle that smells like my ass.
Put me down for a case!
I got nuthin!
Unfukinbelievable!
Nothing like the odor of rancid cheese, rotten onions, and feet!
I just want to sniff your hair.
I guess one would have to experience the real thing to judge.
Catfish?
What would be the name of this candle? Oh c’mon.
I could roll on this for weeks.
* Gas Station Sushi
* Low tide in San Fran Bay
* Seagulls Circling
* Mommy. What just washed up on shore?
I can get a tin of oysters and candle and place them side by side for the same effect. Dumb bitch trying to be relevant after her 15 minutes of fame flamed out years ago.
Gwyneth’s “Paltry Candle”
(Get it? Paltrow = Paltry. Do I win?)
C’mon – you can buy vinyl records for $20.00 at WalMart that smell like teen spirit….
Here is the Dollar Store knockoff version.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN8XFt_U0AA6nJC.jpg
Talk about narcissism.
Catfish??
Queef Waxing nostalgic?….Or “A Candle in the Wind”
Nah … smells nothing like Gwyneth’s pussy … don’t waste your money …
more like Ellen’s …
Eu d’Harvey Weinstein
I guess when a culture has ‘starlets’ that behave like this then it’s pretty much over. What a disgusting display of narcissism and a total lack of feminine decency. Looks like we’ve been subverted successfully. I wonder who did it? Let’s see; we’re a Christian nation. I wonder if Christians have a historic rival. I wonder if that rival/enemy has somehow gained control of our cultural narratives? Hmmmm…
If it smells like trout get out….
Open a can of tuna its alot cheaper and a dead ringer
I already have enough trouble with feral cats hanging around the house.
Names?
— Tuna Surprise
— Wholly Mackerel
— Snatchouli
— Tongue Holster
Piranha?
I’m gonna go to Dollar Tree, get 4 candles and a can of tuna. Sounds like I could make a quick $300 profit.
Skunky Monkey is another name that comes to mind for Paltrow.
Jerry Manderin Now that’s some investigative reporting you’ve done there my friend! 🙂 As an old Disc Jockey friend used to say “Digging down deep to get to the bottom to stay on top!”
My how far society has fallen –my late grandparents would be aghast.
Probably smells like a quarter pounder
With cheese.
false advertising
Perhaps she dips them to get that authentic smell & flavor. Each one would need to have a certificate of authentication, signed by Cunneth herself.
I suspect it smells like ass.
“Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a $75 candle that she says smells like her vagina”
I wonder if the smell is before or after steaming her vagina?
Well, kinda reminds me of…
There was a girl named Alice
Who used a stick of dynamite for a Ph…as
They found her …
in South Carolina
and part of Ur…anus (a planet)
in Dallas.
Oh…, Never mind!
Cuntdle = pussy scented candle
Paltrow was finished after she went all giggly over Obama. Now she’s simply desperate for attention.
twats dat smell?
Does she have a live stream of how they get her scent?
This reminds me of the japanese entrepreneur who was selling young girls lipstick prints. Except it wasn’t their lips making the prints, if you get my drift. You won’t go broke catering to sickies.
What started out as a make-shift dildo turned into a business proposition. Whodathunkit!
Maybe she can call her dil-er-candle, “Scent of a Woman”
Eau de Twatlette
Did Tony Stark ever boink her in the Iron Man movies?
Hey Doc!
Thank you for the shout out! 😁
Names:
1) Vanilla Corpse
2) Ocean Gash
3) Cinnamon Shit
4) Mellow Pus
5) Lavender Maggot. (My new band name!)
Open a can of tuna packed in oil, stick a wick in, and light it…
Thanks Gwyneth but I already have the cat’s litter box in the back hall.
She could also call them “USED TO SMELL LIKE CHRIS MARTIN!”
HEY, STARKIST…Tell em Gwyneth sent ya!
Poor thing is really quite insane.
Gwen- stop selling vag themed merchandise and get some help!
Steamed clams
Name it, “Blythe Danner”
Dont know much about this person but she seems to publicize her vagina a lot. Sounds like she has mental issues
What Chuffed Said!
She’s a very sick woman.
When is her deoderant that smells like her asshole hitting the stores?
What will witches think of next. It’s the nature of their “craft” to obtain spiritual territory by spreading their “essence” around.
Seriously, Paltrow’s a high level witch. Here’s a preview of Paltrow’s new Netflix show featuring her coven;
https://youtu.be/MunlAm7IGsE .
Evil incarcerate.
Warning especially for the guys – TMI
^^^Sometimes evil is incarcerated, but most of the time it’s incarnate. Darn spell check. LOL!
Answer: Because her vagina stink covers it up.
Jeopardy Question: Why don’t Gwyneth Paltrow’s farts smell?
Is it called Low Tide? Good Lord, what is wrong with these people?
Did Gwyneth get these weird behavior from mamma Blythe Danner? Or did momma run out of enery trying to keep her daughter from being a crazy person?
As for the candle company – “has received criticism in the past for making false health claims about its products and spreading general medical misinformation.” Just following the example set by Barry O and Nancy P in their lies about ObamaNotAffordableCare.
I’ll take the dumpster at Northern Fish for a thousand Alex
Some fishy here.
Her grandfather Buster would be so proud of her.
I wonder if she will lite a few when she visits his plot?
I imagine its a dry salt cod like scent with patchouli oil & curry.
Clam It Change
Give to this worthy cause until it hurts – or squirts.
Reminds me of the line in Dumb & Dumber, “Who are these sick people?”