Gwyneth Shilling Jade Eggs For Ladies To Stick In Their “Yoni”s – IOTW Report

Gwyneth Shilling Jade Eggs For Ladies To Stick In Their “Yoni”s

I’d ordinarily laugh and scoff at woman who put one of these into her privates expecting some kind of benefit, as purported by Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop website.
Claims like, “queens and concubines used [the jade eggs] to stay in shape for emperors”
“Jade eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing,” and
“a Kegel-like physical practice,” have apparently lead to a sell out of the item.

But the things could be an invitation to a nasty infection, warns an Ob-Gyn.

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24 Comments on Gwyneth Shilling Jade Eggs For Ladies To Stick In Their “Yoni”s

  1. So, she revels in a technique which was created for the sole purpose of sexually pleasing a MAN!!

    The insipid, self-trolling stupidity of Female Leftists is only exceeded by both their own inflated sense of superiority and inability to recognize flaming, blatant hypocrisy of their entire belief system.

    You LITERALLY can’t make this sh!t up!!!!!111111

  2. I guess being a movie star means you’re probably gifted with an above average imagination. However, Paltrow really borders on bat-shit crazy. I think she needs a lithium smoothy before she goes right around the bend.

  3. @scr_north

    Paltrow could be infused with enough Lithium so as to qualify herself as a BANNED exploding Samsung phone, and he’d still be battier than Carlsbad Caverns at sundown and nuttier than a fruitcake factory just before Christmas.

    But… I feelz ya!

  4. This woman is way worse than just the asshole most k ow her to be, she actually endangers lives. Has she never heard of toxic shock? From what I know it’s not really that common, but this insane practice she encourages invites it.

  5. I’m not sure what anybody would make of a million man march around the Johnson.
    All this sounds more like a fixation what with the vaginal weight lifting, secreting of eggs and wearing pussy cat hats. If you sent your kids to school with this stuff you’d lose them.

  6. WOMEN WHINING, FLASHING LOW-HANGING BOOBS, PUTTING BOULDERS IN THEIR PUSSIES, DOING SQUATS WITH THEIR VULVAS!!!

    ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO DANGEROUS FAGGOTS LIKE MILO???

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