Ha HA- Miss Piggy Says She is the Most Successful Female Comedian of All-Time

25 Comments on Ha HA- Miss Piggy Says She is the Most Successful Female Comedian of All-Time

1. What’s long and green and smells like Miss Piggy?

   MY FINGER!

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2. Besides being too disgusting to look at, she’s about as funny as the proverbial crutch.

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3. Hawgz aren’t funny… even if yer a hawg!

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4. The real joke is that so many people think she is funny but she only became popular because she is related to that evil bastard chuck schumer.

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5. She was funnier when she was Honey BooBoo.

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6. Sorry Amy, but the woman who plays the Kazooo with her vagina has you beat:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4cA0eSJKA

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7. The belief of all of the self appointed royalty is that they ARE better than everyone else. You will kneel before Zod.
   Or if you tell a lie long enough, it becomes truth.
   I am a legend, in my own mind.

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8. Lucile Ball and Carole Burnette would beg to differ.

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9. Like her uncle, Upchuck, she’ll say and do whatever it takes to make a buck. Someday those two virtually worthless losers are going to have to stand before Our Lord and explain what they did with the exceptional blessings they were given. They’ll both do in front of our Lord what Biden did in front of the Pope.

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10. Joan Rivers unavailable for comment.

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11. Cynic – I think Amy would have to play the Bass Wazoo…

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12. “I’m the most successful female comedian of all time”

    That right there is an act of desperation. If she needs some ammo for her 9 mil to off herself I’ll send her a few rounds. Me and Carol Burnett will be laughing our asses off.

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13. In all fairness, she IS a joke.

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14. I’d love to hear Joan Rivers respond to that one.
    There are women on Dry Bar Comedy who’s names are not famous who are funnier than A.S.

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15. audrey meadows would disagree

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16. never heard of the gastropod

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17. Ahhhh … Miss Schumer … define “successful” … and “comedian.”

    And isn’t a female comedian a “comedienne?” Not to imply that you’re ignorant, or anything …

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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18. I hear she’s the opening act at the local Golden Coral.

    One of my favorites, Phyllis Diller, was funnier just standing on the stage.

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19. biatch is doing tampon commercials on YOUTUBE……sorry, but that is not successful to me but it is FUNNY!

20. Amy is funny as a cage of ebola infected mice escaping the bio lab and winding up in the lunch room. Really, a barrel of laughs… with a little hemorrhaging to go along with it.

21. Any attention this pig got was because of her horrid leftist advocacy, not her ‘comedy’.

22. Phyllis Diller objects. So does Moms Mabley. And Gilda Radner. And Betty White. And Lily Tomlin. And Madeline Kahn. And Gracie Allen. And Tracey Ulman. And Penny Marshall.

    WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT THIS WOMAN IS.

23. Phyllis Diller begs to differ.

24. If the Michelin Man had a daughter.

25. I’m old enough to remember when it was spelled comedienne for females.

    Also:
    Actress
    Stewardess
    Mistress
    and Whore, to name a few.

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