Happy Birthday Chalupa

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1. Dutch Butter

2. Chalupa, just baked this for you.

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3. LOL.

4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHALUPA!

   That’s also my answer.

5. Fries Wide Butt

6. BarkBox

7. Yellow Cake, lots and lots of Yellow Cake!

8. Because the cheese was expired.

9. 3. Blood farts

10. Better luck next crime

11. To get to the other side.

12. Scrape it off and make monkey bread.

13. Three Men and a Maybe

14. Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher

15. Will Alicia eat me?

16. 42

17. Armagnac and crème brûlée.

18. They just fucking are, that’s why!

    Happy birthday, buttface!

19. ^^ Universal answer ^^

20. Kidney shaped.

21. Galloping dandruff

22. Answer: None. It’s a trick question.

23. The furry kind.

24. One of them is blue and the other is black & blue.

25. Absinthe…

26. A: Hillary’s ass.

27. 49th and Halsted

28. Jeremiah’s Johnson.

29. Two guys in a Miata.

30. I swear I was at home on my computer that night posting crap on IOTWreport.

31. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

    – or –

    I said “posse!”

32. Trap, plugged.

33. Moulin Rubes

34. spontaneously generated on a bathroom wall.

35. Yes. Unless you’re being a smart ass. Then, no.

36. Rarified Beans

37. I’ll take “Noted Harpies” for $1,000, Alex.

    Q: Who is the biggest bitch ever to run for POTUS?

38. the Bog of Eternal Stench

39. half baked meatloaf.

40. Let’s don’t and say we did.

41. I didn’t lay a hand on her. I was cuffed to the bed this time.

42. ‘My nukes make the world SAFER!’

43. That’s why they’re Pygmies!

44. Tug of warts.

45. My Bare Lady

46. As a matter of fact I wasn’t thinking, officer.

47. Two obese Pattys, special Ross, Lester Sneez, picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus.

48. If you like your Chalupa, you can keep your Chalupa!

49. Everybody Loves Almond

50. well chalupa, it all started off as a joke, then those F’n clowns went and started that dumpster fire, and now here we are. Happy Birthday young-un! now blow out that dumpster fire, i dare you.

51. “Yes, me worry.”

52. That piscivorous aquatic plant, the bladderwort.

53. I’d say go ask your mother, but we did a pinky swear afterwards.

54. I said, “Rug and Tub”

55. Full responsibility.

56. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

57. “Blue Meanies and tar paper shacks”.

    Oh, and Happy Birthday, chalupa!

58. What??? That’s a LIE! I ain’t seen yo mama since October 2006!

59. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!

60. Grandma Nixon and the Deleted Files

61. Blowing in the wind

62. Don’t look at ME! That was already like that when I got here.

63. What’s the frequency, Hamrod?

64. Legos fit nicely there.

65. You can’t get there from here.

66. The answer is HAPPY (Birthday) Chalupa !

67. She’ll probably go about 20 feet before she lights on fire.

68. I said I love Amos! Amos!

69. You ask that like I was wearing pants in the first place.

70. And now you know…the rest of the story.

71. Happy 1st Birthday Chalup!
    until the Hat cracks the nut for more candles…

72. Two Mules for Sister’s Stage Show

73. Pull my finger.

74. No, you really don’t wish that. That dog biiites!

75. HillBilly and the Clintones

76. Funk & Wagnalls porch, in a pickle jar.

77. Because he touched the Llama in a way he shouldn’t have.

78. you look like my mommy after her box of wine.

79. You’re drunk. I’ve answered you 3 times. Go home.

80. Half a head of lettuce.

    Annie Go Trump

81. The Spoon

    annie Go Trump

82. I’m happy to see you.

83. I still can’t believe you did Kate!

84. If you have to ask…

85. Happy Chirpday Bhalupa !

    Country Chicken Fried Ham
    It’s your Birthday Yeah Man.

    annie Go Trump

86. We’ve already established that. Now we’re just negotiating the price.

87. Quesalupa vs. Chalupa vs. Gordita, “Celebrity Deathmatch” reboot 2017

88. “Hey lady, your sign fell down!”

89. Evidently you can eat just one.

90. M&M’s, Snickers and Butterfingers.

91. 6.0221409e+23

92. Italian Dressing

93. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMS9niabUpA

    Birthday song for you…Little Latin Chaloopi Loo

    annie Go Trump

94. It’s just frost on my mustache.

95. HHhhhaaaaaaahahahahaahhhaahahahaha hahhaaha bwababaeeawha!

96. Beware the Chalupacabra!

97. I’m sorry, what was the question again?

98. The Trumping of the Shrew

99. Calamine Lotion, believe me, it just works.

100. get your finger out of your nose, we’re in public!

101. It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. … If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.

102. One lawyer short, is what I’d call it.

103. You Mecca Me Feel Like Dancing

104. You Turban Cowboy, you

105. The difference is the same.

106. We tried to get four guys into her and she split right up the middle.

107. Purple, if you did it right.

108. Another trick question! You don’t bury survivors!

109. 308’s, 5 boxes.

110. The are just dresses as clowns, not real ones.

111. A nun rolling down a hill.

112. C. Mine was multiple choice.

     Happy Birthday Pal.

113. Jimmy Carter.

114. Feliz cumpleaños Chalupa! 🙂

115. Happy B-Day Chalupa!!

     And in honor of your big day: “Hit the ball, drag Harry.”

116. No difference when it came down to it – they both held cigars at some point.

117. Hillary’s nuts.

118. “Give me a ‘C’, a bouncy, ‘C’ ” “Da-da-da-da-dee, da-da-da-da-dah, ah, whatever da hell else ya wanna put in da sammich”.

119. Well, the shape is certainly …. unusual.

120. A warm gun.

121. Drink your wealth, steal your wife.

122. Happy Birthday Chalupa!

     Answer: Daily Double

123. To prove to the possums it could be done…

124. Oxnard

125. … to hold up basketballs ….

126. Ross Perot?

127. Because I just bought 10 pairs of pants.

128. … you know …. Frederick Fuckin’ Chopin …

129. … glass? who gives a shit about glass?

130. No dummy … it wasn’t a sled .. it was her anus!
     Jeez, you’re thick

131. I can still say that … right?

132. Kim Kardashian, a jar of peanut butter and a tractor tire.

133. Duct tape. You’ll be fine.

134. Half chocolate, half vanilla and half strawberry.

135. Every time the wind blows and that’s not her nickname.

136. No, that’s herpes.

137. Well, one is a group of cunning runts. I know that much. Does the other have something to do with passing a baton during a race?

138. Twice. If you count the bounce.

139. What in the wide wide world of shiite….if I had the keys to this place, I’d turn this into a Karnac Marathon ha ha!!

140. Two dead girbils and a Coke bottle.

141. OHH! You said “Fill `er up”.

     Sorry ma’am. And thank you.

142. Who Are You?

     You’re Hussein
     You probably think this song is about you

143. No, that’s herpes.

     What’s the wrong thing to say to someone asking “Is that a hair piece?”

144. I definitely think this post is about me, Lennie 🙂

145. Isn’t that what you asked for?

146. Two dead gerbils and a Coke bottle

     What do you call it when Richard Gere tries the real thing?

147. Oxnard

     What do they call Rocky Mountain Oysters in Ventura?

148. Rosebud.

     Happy b-day, Chalupa!

149. Daily Double

     What’s the code words at In N Out Burger for Michael Moore’s usual order of one hundred double doubles?

150. An anglo quesadilla.

151. A nun rolling down a hill.

     What’s black and white and blue all over.

152. I just took a shit

153. load of paul harvey tapes to the library

154. I think they like the idea Hoov.
     Chants: Toga! Toga! Toga! TOGA!

155. The Trumping Of The Shrew.

     In bridge, what do you call it when you’re dealt a queen of spades and a joker?

156. Kim Kardashian, a jar of peanut butter, and a tractor tire.

     What goes good with a dummy, a tummy, and a slummy.

157. An Anglo quesadilla

     Name a lyric from Donny Osmond’s new song White And Cheesy.

158. M&Ms, Snickers, and Butterfingers

     What happens when there’s an accident at the chocolate factory?

159. Well, this is certainly randomly entertaining!

     Happy Birthday Chalupa!

     And, you’re going out like that??!!!

160. Pepsi

161. I still can’t believe you did Kate!

     What accusation will get you thrown out of WTF

     (inside FB joke)

162. “I just took a shit”

     I got to be honest, I usually leave them. I hope you washed your hands.

163. Three times a lady.

164. A flying carpet a lying carpet and lunch.

165. They both get rolled.

166. I said I love Amos! Amos!

     What did the boss say when his graphics artist put Kanye West’s picture on a bag of Famous Amos cookies?

167. Lisping lips and listing tits.

168. Karma Comedian

169. You roll her in flour and poke the wet spot.

170. Nine, Nein & Mine

171. Free Willy

172. A hot dawg.

173. Everybody Loves Almond

     What was Joy Behar’s cancelled sitcom going to be called?

174. Slim Pickens

175. My Bare Lady

     The sequel to My Fair Lady, with Lady Gaga starring as a Cockney sucker.

176. Four fried chickens and a Coke.

     Happy Birthday and very many more!
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177. What’s she got that you don’t? … Parkinsons!

     (Sickest joke I know)

178. Moulin Rubes

     Name the episode when Charles De Gaulle appeared on Petticoat Junction.

179. “Slim Pickens”
     We used to hunt at Commanche Pheasant club and the guy in the club house was Easy Pickens. Yes Slims brother. I shit you not. A dead ringer. I had to ask if they had a sister and what her name was. He laughed but never answered. I’m thinking Abundant.

180. Hey! You want me to stick it in or pull it out? Make up your mind!

181. Nine, Nein, & Mine

     What was Octomom’s cancelled sitcom going to be called?

182. Was she half black, Brad?

     Nit Pickens?

183. And then Dale says “Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.”

184. Jeremiah’s Johnson

     Name an attraction in Bullfrog Nevada.

185. Genuine imitation plastic.

186. Sherlock Jones

187. Dutch Butter

     What happened when the Dutch Boy Paints guy hooked up with the Land Of Lakes girl.

188. So the jihadi says, “What place Sadaam take in the goat-fuck line? Anyone he wants

189. Fries Wide Butt

     What’s the title of the new Michelle Obama biopic?

190. Once Upon a Sign

191. “Was she half black, Brad?” I love you dude, but you’re drunk. Go to bed.

192. Three Men And A Maybe

     Political sitcom starring Dennis Miller, Chuck Woolery, Joe Dan Gorman, and Michelle Obama.

193. irredeemable passport for a deplorable skittle.

194. “but you’re drunk. Go to bed.”

     Not in the least. Been a good while.

     If you can’t recognize a setup for the “nit” then maybe it’s you that’s drunk.

195. So Johnny Fuckerfaster says, “Hey Mom, I’m fucking her as fast as I can!”

196. And dont call me Shirley

197. Dad, two names I know of, 99th, and MJA. Like them both. Show them some respect.

198. I see.

199. Care to derail the thread any more?

200. I actually thought about that and apologize to the birth day boy. I strongly beleive we need to stop insulting people that are on our side. You keep doing what you think you need to do.

201. Yes, no, maybe so…
     Happy Birthday Chalupa!
     (Whew! I made it with 10 minutes to spare!)

202. Thanks Jethro and everybody else!! Still got three hours here in Californee!!

203. Medtronic sucks!

204. With all the scary Clown sightings, The FBI is detaining and interrogating Mimes.

     So far they aren’t talking and they don’t have immunity….yet..

     Happy Birthday Chalupa

205. I My Me Mime

     From the George Harrison album All Clowns Must Pass.

206. And they never did find the head..

207. Happy Birthday, Chalupa !!

208. Double the pleasure,
     Quadruple the fun!

     Happy Birthday, Chalupa!

209. Still cross-eyed, stutters and walks with a limp.

210. I want to see some proof it’s his birthday

211. Ask for audience participation, firing squad.

212. Fahrvergnügen