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Happy Birthday MJA

Tuesday, 2 April 2019, 13:16 BFH Uncategorized 88

To the hardest working blogger on the interwebz, Happy Birthday MJA.

88 Comments on Happy Birthday MJA

  6. I don’t know. I may be wrong. Just hear me out. Ever wonder why you never see AOC and MJA at the same time? Anyways, Happy Birth Day AJA or MOC or whatever you go by.

    Nooo! I’m my own me. Plus my boobs are up higher and I’m a lot smarterer. Thanks! 😀
    -MJA

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  20. …Happy Birthday MJA, from one April birthday to another…may God bless and guide your steps, and preserve you until the day that YOU are ready to lay your trophies down and step up to be with Him…

    Thank you! And happy birthday, in advancies!
    -MJA

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  22. Not wanting to ever get on your bad side I’d like to wish you a racially, religiously, ethnically, culturally, sexually, morally and politically correct annual celebration day.

    Nothing against ageist, racist, religious, ethnic, cultural, sexist, immoral, prejudicial, or insensative greetings.

    Since only the good die young are you going to live forever???

    And I apologies profusely if anything stated here has in anyway offended yours or anyone else’s sensibilities.

    Yeah, all of the above is bullshit!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!
    THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!
    LIVE HAPPILY, IT PISSES EVERYONE OFF!

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  27. H-DB MJA. I hope the candles on your cake are carbon neutral, the frosting is dairy free, the cake itself contains no gluten and the box and backing are made from recyclable material. Then you go out later and kill an endangered species.

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  28. How sweet. Good thing you weren’t born yesterday, potential for a lifetime of jokes! Hope the world makes you smile as much as you make us smile. Hope ya win the lottery.

    Thank you!
    (April 2nd, 3:00 am. Thanks, mom! :D)
    -MJA

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  30. I remember when you were ‘just a commenter’ going by “Mary Jane Anklestraps” and, ah, I was wondering what those ankle straps looked like, back then, you know, just trying to picture them, ah, from like an engineering perspective and such.

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  42. VERY HBD, Angry Pancreas/Isles/Mary Jane Anklestraps/MJA from the deranged family. We LOVE all your comments and your work! We’re so glad you’re here!

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  43. Damnit!!! That would be Mr. and Mrs. forcibly deranged.

    BTW, good thing you waited a day. 4/1/whenever might have been a little problematic given your sense of humor.

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  45. Happy Birthday MJA!

    I don’t know if you’re single or not but if you aren’t, have that man of yours jump out of a cake wearing nothing but a Speedo with pickle juice smeared all over his chest! And post a pic but blur his face! LOL!

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  54. Awhile ago, someone was born who would change the face of the world….

    Calm down, it was Jesus! But I’m sure He’d want you to have a great birthday!

    Happy Birthday MJA!

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  58. Robert Mueller here. Happy birthday to you, comrade MJA, but we still want to talk to you. However, in honor of your birthday we will delay filing the obligatory and totally bogus criminal complaint until after we actually speak with you and after your birthday celebrations.

    Still seeking to remain relevant and employed;

    Bob

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  81. I knowed her back when she was a angry pancreas.
    jus a wee tyke, then ……. an I tired to hug her and squeeze her and ……

    uhhh .. htere ain’t no vidoe is thier?

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