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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PINKO!

Saturday, 13 January 2018, 15:00 iOTWreport DailyDigest Uncategorized 42

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42 Comments on HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PINKO!

  16. Happy Birthday, I guess. I’m still waiting for my piece of cake from last year, and the year before and the year before that and…oh never mind. I’ll get my own darn cake.
    But no, really, Happy Birthday! (cake would be still nice though)

  26. The man with a face so blurry it belongs on radio.

    Hope you took your two weeks off before being fired, again from iOTWR (after all, we can’t afford you retiring on us now that you’ve gotten on year older).

  39. Happy Birthday to you, Mr. Pinko!

    You Know your Old when In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

    People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

    You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”

    The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style… come back in style.

    Things you buy now won’t wear out.

    There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

    “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.

    When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

    When happy hour is a nap.

    When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

    You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 94 around the golf course.

    When you’re told to act your own age, and you die.

    Something tells me you’re not old, Mr. P.!

    ~AA

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