You know that old joke about the Mexican fireman who named his twins Hose A and Hose B?
That joke works for non-Mexicans now.
Now you’re parents can be Hose A and Hose B. And even if they have a hose it doesn’t mean they’re the daddy.
In Tennessee, the Office of the Courts revised its documents to replace “mother” and “father” with “Parent 1” and “Parent 2.”
In Tennessee, the Office of the Courts revised its documents to replace “mother” and “father” with “Parent 1” and “Parent 2.”
The Tennessee Administrative Office of the Courts reversed a controversial decision to replace the terms “mother” and “father” with “parent 1” and “parent 2.”
“After receiving feedback regarding a recent change made to the permanent parenting plan form, the AOC has reviewed the procedures and determined that, before making any changes to the form, the AOC should consult with the Domestic Relations Committee of the Tennessee Judicial Conference,” the office said in a statement. ” We have reverted to the previous form and the Committee has been notified.”
“We have reverted to the previous form and the Committee has been notified,” the statement continued.
Shortly after the Supreme Court redefined marriage, the state’s Office of the Courts had revised its documents. A spokesperson for the courts confirmed earlier that the words “Mother” and “Father” had been replaced by the terms “Parent 1” and “Parent 2.”
Well, the kids should be named Thing 1, Thing 2… And the thing about numbers is they pretty much go on forever.
I was thinking the exact same thing as Eternal Cracker! You rock!
Of course, as volunteer myself, I reckon this means the person with just one X chromosome is Parent 1, so yes dad’s all you all are parent 1’s!
It seems that Tenneseee is ahead of everyone else in the south rushing to surrender to the leftists. It seems that they are suddenly out front in capitulating on the flag, homosexuals and trannys getting elevated in the schools, apparently moslem filth are able to execute American soldiers in Tennessee with impunity, they are offering to remove conflicting moderate paintings and statues, desecrate grave sites, and bulldoze memorial parks in order to placate ignorant and illiterate zoo animals….
I don’t know anything about Tennessee other than Nashville as it relates to country Music. I know George and Waylon lived there which still surprises me.
I can only assume that the demonic, evil , parriah Al Gore imported all these leftists scumbags and put them in positions to hi Jack the State. It’s either that or the people just suddenly became assholes.
*** confederate … not conflicting. No edit options ??
Parent 2 is an offensive and outdated construct of the Parent 1 oppressive ideology. As a nation, we need to look beyond numerated parenting, where no parent is numbered above the other.
Yes!!! We should demand, “Co-equal Parental Unit 1.0” and “1.1”.
Why is The Souf’ becoming so PC, lately? Have Californicators moved as far east as Tennessee?
Wait, they went back to mother father? Am I drunk again?
Just cross out “Parent 1” and “Parent 2” and write in Mother and Father. Problem solved.
If the gov’t dipshit says you’ve altered the form and they won’t accept it until you fill out another, just say, “You’ve altered reality to fit your politically correct lie and we intelligent people won’t accept it until you change back to normality.”
As long as I’m still in control of the pen I can cross this BS out and write in “father” and mother”.
Maybe label them as “Parent 1” and “Parent A” so no one is offended or triggered. And put the boxes in a diagonal (upper right and lower left) like they used to do in movie credits so that no one has top billing.
Except that the form is ultimately used for data entry.
Electronically, your correction will evaporate when entered because there will be no cross out option and the little box will only accept what they programmed for it.
Your humanness is not appreciated or approved.
If we could kick Nashville into the Cumberland River and float ‘er down to New Orleans, we most certainly would. Maybe she would pick up Memphis on the way.
Shoulda been changed to ‘Biological contributor 1 and 2’.
What happens if you are both Parent 1 & 2? Do they add the numbers together and you get listed as Parent #3?
BINGO! Thank you.
“Monkey see, monkey do.”
We are living through unsustainably absurd times.
The more rapidly these absurdities manifest themselves, the closer we are to a serious collapse. The absurdities are evil diversions from the objective reality of the Universe. They divert the mind from organizing a defense against them – we feel overwhelmed by the staccato of foolishness being fired at us, inundating us. “They” want us to feel helpless, and reaching out to a “leader” to get us through to the “Third Empire” which is just beyond the next convulsive rash of absurdity.
Hang on, kids, it’s gonna be a rough ride.