Man Reports Gun Stolen During Weekend Orgy.
Glock went missing after victim hosted “anonymous sex” party.
the 63-year-old victim told deputies that his Glock pistol turned up missing after last month’s “open house party” at his residence in Deltona, a city 30 miles north of Orlando.
The retired man told cops that the loaded weapon was in a holster atop a nightstand in his bedroom in the home, which he shares with a male roommate.
The victim, whose name is redacted from the police report, said that he hosted the orgy at the Deltona residence (seen below) from July 19 to July 21. The man added that the party was “advertised on a gay social media site” and that the “theme of the party was ‘anonymous sex.’”
Guests, the man said, were “encouraged to come and go as they pleased” during the weekend and were told to “bring along any friends or acquaintances they desired, and guests were encouraged to utilize fictitious names, or use no name at all.”
The host estimated that 20 guests visited his home during the sex party, and that he “only knew five or six personally.”
ht/ cynic
“the loaded weapon was in a holster atop a nightstand in his bedroom”
Did he also have signs with arrows, throughout the house, leading to its location?
What’s the world coming to when you can’t even trust the anonymous sex community?
OK my ‘friend’s – this sh*t is not funny any more. It’s time to fess up about who’s packing my holstered Glock,,,
DOH,,,
Sodomite.
keistered carry permit?
The downward spiral continues.
Glocks are pretty easy to go off…HENCE: “Glock Leg”
BUT: better a leg than a “Glock….(*OUCH!*)”
May I push in your stool?
Doesn’t sound like a “gay old time” to me!
Everybody missed the drugs in the kitchen and the food in the fridge.
Has anyone checked the “Shot in the ass” statistics this morning?
Sounds like somebody stole it – Glock, stock and barrel.
Imagine being the cop assigned to search the residence for the police report.
Does the precinct provide hazmat suits?
Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
A retired prison guard? What are sayings – A ??? watching the ????
Buggery is a mental disorder. Where are the gun grabbers about these red fags- I mean flags
I suppose it’s too much to ask for one of those famous Florida sinkholes to open up right under that house.