Have You Been On Top of Dick’s Knob?

35 Comments on Have You Been On Top of Dick’s Knob?

1. No, but I’ve passed Big Bone Lick a few times!

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2. Then there’s French Lick, Indiana and my personal favorite Intercourse, Penn.

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3. I’ve been to Hell, Grand Cayman.

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4. I’ve been to Bird In Hand, PA.

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5. No, but I’ve driven by Squirrel Level Rd. in VA. I always wondered if that was another term for a skip squirrel.

   And if we’re talking about odd place names, did you know that North Carolina has THREE different communities named Frog Level?

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6. Everyone should go to French Lick to see the hotels they’re unbelievable!
   https://www.frenchlick.com/west-baden-springs-hotel.htm

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7. no, but I’ve been around Grandma’s Sugar, NC

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8. My favorite place to visit is ‘Beaver’ Crossing, NE!

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9. Found a girlfriend there once so I dumped her.

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10. He had me at ‘Muff’

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11. There is a Fangboner Road in Ohio. Nearly ran off the Interstate the first time I saw that sign.

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12. In WWII, the Germans had intercepted messages about a meeting on the Big Three. The messages said that they would be meeting at Casablanca. Th Germans figured the Allie’s were just adding another layer of security by saying Whatever House in Spanish and assumed the meeting would be at 1600 Pennsylvania. No, they meant the city in Africa.

    Funny how names sound classier in a foreign language.

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13. No, but I did wake up on Butter and Egg Rd. (Troy, AL) craving breakfast.

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14. He missed Austria…the town of FUCKING!

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15. Then there is Blue Ball Pa.

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16. I’ve hiked to Gobbler’s Knob a few times.

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17. Who can forget Phuket, Thailand.

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18. South of Fairbanks, and on the highway to Anchorage there’s a roadhouse with a catchy name, Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn.

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19. Beaver Bay, MN – just north of Castle Danger… Not saying there’s a coincidence or anything…

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20. Ive been to Thoreau, New Mexico

    They tried to bust me for speeding, but I got off by with a defense of “Civil Disobedience”

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21. Hell freezes over every winter. Hell, MI.

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22. Toad Suck, AR

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23. Hard to believe but Big Bone Lick State Park in Ky is on Beaver Road. Not only can you visit Hell in Michigan but you can also have Christmas every day of the year there. Here in Pa we do have Blue Bell, not Blue Balls. We do have Intercourse here and a Beaver as well. I nearly forgot Nitro in West Va.

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24. Titz, Germany.
    I like Titz.

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25. There are Podunks all over the country.

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26. Whiskey Dick

    My inclination is that it’s not all that amusing with the ladies who don’t find it less than frustrating to arrive there with amorous intentions.

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27. I’m in Michigan, and have been to both Paradise and Hell. Naturally, Paradise is in the Upper and Hell in the Lower Peninsula.

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28. I overheard a guy today making an appointment, and the receptionist asked for his last name:

    “Coxhead…C-O-X-H-E-A-D.”

    I could hardly stifle my inner Beavis.

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29. Big Assowoman Bay near Ocean City, Md.

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30. I want to see what’s going on in Bumpass VA.

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31. Don Draper at 11:53 pm

    I’m in Michigan, and have been to both Paradise and Hell. Naturally, Paradise is in the Upper and Hell in the Lower Peninsula.
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    The Town of Paradise burned down here a few years back. The town is still devastated and it will take decades to rebuild. Almost moved there 20 years ago.

32. Hasn’t everybody?

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33. There is a place in Missouri called Knob Lick. Imagine introducing your girl friend from there.

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34. ATT:geoff the aardvark
    the happiest days of my 80 years of life were at phuket thailand…eating tons of lobster caught by hand on the beach

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35. I drove through Cut & Shoot, Texas last week.